See (and judge) all the looks from tonight’s VMAs red carpet
Channel your inner Joan Rivers and get ready
by Amanda Ross
I'll save you the intro about the pageantry, foolishness and legacy of the glitter-covered dumpster fire that is the MTV Video Music Awards.
Let's just get to it; there are lots of red carpet looks. Some are cute. Some are fugly. Some will make you wince and go, "Oh nooo baby what is you doing?"
See for yourself, and we'll update this story as more celebs arrive:
Another Cardi B because I'm just really proud of her, OK?
Jack "Leave Lena And Marry Me Instead" Antonoff
I don't know who she is either but the dress is so cute, right?
Look at that smiiiiiiiiile!
DNCE, also known as Joe Jonas and his Porn 'Stache
FUCKING GARY FROM 'TEEN MOM' OH MY GOD
The Hot Guy From 'Awkward'
Fine, his name is Beau Mirchoff
Nev "Catfish" Schulman
Why am I still scared of Hot Topic as an adult?
I’m worried a group of Harry Potter stans are about to hop out and kill me for this one
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