looks • Aug 27 2017

See (and judge) all the looks from tonight’s VMAs red carpet

Channel your inner Joan Rivers and get ready

I'll save you the intro about the pageantry, foolishness and legacy of the glitter-covered dumpster fire that is the MTV Video Music Awards.

Let's just get to it; there are lots of red carpet looks. Some are cute. Some are fugly. Some will make you wince and go, "Oh nooo baby what is you doing?"

See for yourself, and we'll update this story as more celebs arrive:

Lorde

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Demi Lovato

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Lil Yachty

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Cardi B

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Another Cardi B because I'm just really proud of her, OK?

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Jack "Leave Lena And Marry Me Instead" Antonoff

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Ed Sheeran

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Caroline D'Amore

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I don't know who she is either but the dress is so cute, right?

Khalid

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Look at that smiiiiiiiiile!

Gigi Gorgeous

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DNCE, also known as Joe Jonas and his Porn 'Stache

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FUCKING GARY FROM 'TEEN MOM' OH MY GOD

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Echosmith

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The Hot Guy From 'Awkward'

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Fine, his name is Beau Mirchoff

Justina Valentine

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Nev "Catfish" Schulman

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