OK, I think I’m finally ready for ‘Solo September’
Ditch dudes and date yourself
by Jenn Ficarra
Summer is a time when you're consumed with sun, frosé, and fuckboys but even though your tan will persist into September, none of your fuckboys should follow.
Yes, fall should be about finding a Fallbae™ but it's going to take time to start new things and meet new people. Fallbae™'s can't be cultivated overnight so in the meantime you should take September to realign yourself and focus on you. It's time to Eat, Pray, and Love the fuck out of yourself for the month of September.
at this point .. can we just reschedule cuffing season 💀💀
— ✨Jaylynn✨ (@wowwitsjay) August 21, 2017
Because at the end of the day if you're out of touch with yourself then you can't expect to find the right guy to touch you.
I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but summer is a fabulous fairytale escape from the realities of the rest of the year that makes us blind to a lot of shit we do to ourselves. If you don't take time to yourself and try to get back in touch with you then you're seriously handicapped heading into winter. Winter is coming and you want to be in peak physical, mental, and emotional health to handle the cold weather and early sunsets.
Cuffing pre season
— Know Me 2nite @ 8pm (@MIKEPRSM) August 21, 2017
For September stop being a messy bitch who lives for drama and become a clean woman who's got her shit together. Let's stop pretending we don't need Solo September. We do. So cut those fuckboys loose and sign up for SoulCycle. Yourself is waiting.
Farmers, organs, and Beyoncé: Just a collection of The Odyssey’s worst-ever stories for your enjoyment
Is the internet… bad?
by Katie Way
There are a ton of outlets that let people publish their wild-ass opinions online, but few are as brazenly strange as the Odyssey Online, a platform aimed at democratizing content, a phrase which here means letting people spew their bile on a semi-legitimate platform in the name of… dismantling the mainstream media? Giving a voice…
‘Miserable bitch shaped like an apple’: This woman left a bad Yelp review and the owner attacked her over text
‘You’ve got a fucked up nose job’
by Caroline Phinney
Jessica Droppa, an esthetician in Manhattan, claims she was attacked via text this week after leaving a one star review on Yelp for a brow bar where she says she had an "abusive" experience.Droppa, who works in the beauty industry, was taken aback by her waxer, Victoria's, "bizarre behavior," calling it "borderline abusive" and urging…
Now is the time to stop shaming women for the ‘basic’ things that help them deal with trauma
Who gives a fuck if she marathons Disney movies?
by Una Dabiero
The last few months have been exhausting for people who have experienced sexual violence. It seems like everyday, a new person is revealed to be a predator. As a result, people are forced to relive their trauma over and over again. Forced to empathize with the women he hurt. Forced to fear for their safety…