OK, I think I’m finally ready for ‘Solo September’
Ditch dudes and date yourself
by Jenn Ficarra
Summer is a time when you're consumed with sun, frosé, and fuckboys but even though your tan will persist into September, none of your fuckboys should follow.
Yes, fall should be about finding a Fallbae™ but it's going to take time to start new things and meet new people. Fallbae™'s can't be cultivated overnight so in the meantime you should take September to realign yourself and focus on you. It's time to Eat, Pray, and Love the fuck out of yourself for the month of September.
at this point .. can we just reschedule cuffing season 💀💀
— ✨Jaylynn✨ (@wowwitsjay) August 21, 2017
Because at the end of the day if you're out of touch with yourself then you can't expect to find the right guy to touch you.
I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but summer is a fabulous fairytale escape from the realities of the rest of the year that makes us blind to a lot of shit we do to ourselves. If you don't take time to yourself and try to get back in touch with you then you're seriously handicapped heading into winter. Winter is coming and you want to be in peak physical, mental, and emotional health to handle the cold weather and early sunsets.
Cuffing pre season
— Know Me 2nite @ 8pm (@MIKEPRSM) August 21, 2017
For September stop being a messy bitch who lives for drama and become a clean woman who's got her shit together. Let's stop pretending we don't need Solo September. We do. So cut those fuckboys loose and sign up for SoulCycle. Yourself is waiting.
My friends think my obsession with horoscopes is ruining my life, which is exactly what my horoscope said they’d say
I saw this coming
by merrill watzman
I’m the most astrologically involved of all my friends. They can’t tell you what their moon sign is or the difference between their rising and midhaven. They’re basically useless and rely on me to tell them everything.But I've successfully made my obsession my entire personality, and my friends are jealous. For guidance, I use Daily…
We asked real girls for their kinkiest sex stories, and my GOD did we underestimate them
‘Got double penetrated on a playground’
by Caroline Phinney
Last week, we asked girls to tell us their very first hoe stories and the shit they told us was wild. So I guess we should've known when we decided to ask for kinkiest sex stories, the bar would be raised. But even we weren't ready for what they had to say.No shaming here, just…
Look at this insane viral argument between a girl and her boyfriend and tell me: Who’s really in the wrong?
Is it her? Is it him? Is it our heteronormative society that values romance over all other relationships?
by Una Dabiero
We’ve all had those friends who should DEFINITELY break up. You know, the couple who throws shit at each other or sends nasty texts as “revenge” for some weird slight. Well, Twitter has found the ultimate toxic relationship. But people are conflicted about who’s at fault. Apparently, Veronica Lexus broke her boyfriend’s Xbox controller. In…