Feel free to drag me if I’m wrong, but are these ‘ass-crack jeans’ kind of cute?
Call me ‘plumber’
We must have done something good to deserve high waisted jeans. Almost every other fashion trend — cropped shirts, side boob, thong pants — leaves something to be desired.
But karma and fashion go hand in hand, and that’s how I know we are absolutely killing it in 2017. We chose not to repent for a single one of our sins in 2016, and look what ASOS delivered to us on the wings of an angel anyway.
When did God get so good?
For the actually very reasonable price of $60, you can now show off your butt crack in public. You may think that’s steep, but when you really get down to the nitty-gritty, we used to have to splurge on Britney Spears tickets to do that.
Like Lil Wayne one said in his iconic hit, “Fireman”:
I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can’t wear that. Why?
That’s where my stash at
Besides, if Lil Wayne isn’t the voice of reason in 2017, I don’t want to be here.
For those of you who don’t like this look, just know that you asked for it, and have nobody to blame but yourselves.
Y'all, don't let low rise jeans make a comeback. I think everyone can agree that plumber's crack isn't flattering.
— Shae Stewart✨ (@selkrapsynitsed) August 25, 2017
You refused to bring back the greatest trend of the early 2000s, and now you’ll have to suffer in silence in return.
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