Fingering is an art, not a science

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Fingering is an art, not a science

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I'm going to say this one time and one time only: fingering is an art. Unlike kissing, which could be taught, fingering is an either born with it or born without it skill. DaVinci was born with his genius, wasn't he?

Your vagina is the Mona Lisa and letting anyone other than a DaVinci of fingering paint it is a modern day Shakespearean tragedy.

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Look, it's simple, really – there are certain things we can do ourselves and when someone is pumping in and out inside of you like they're trying to pump a tire, it's bad for business. It makes us lay there, heads back, wishing we were anywhere else.

For those who are the DaVincis of fingering, they know that it's not about just one hole. It's about the whole area — clit, vulva, and vagina. It's not a one-stop shop but a whole mini-mall that needs care and attention. It's not about quantity of fingers but it's about quality of movement.

In the movie Sleeping With Other People, Jason Sudeikis gives a pretty accurate fingering tutorial to Alison Brie. He reminds potential DaVincis everywhere that, for the love of God, do not ignore the clitoris. Be rude with it. Be a fucking dirty DJ and go to town.

The same way you can learn math but unless you're inclined toward it will never be a mathematician, you can be taught fingering but you will never be a master. Fingering should be worshipped because if done right, sometimes it's better than anything else.

Fingering is an art and don't you fucking forget it.

@jenniferficarra

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