The recreations of Beyoncé’s ‘Formation’ look are full of Photoshop fuck-ups
They’re so obvious
As you know it's our patron saint's birthday today, so to celebrate some of her friends and family — Michelle Obama, Serena Williams, Kelly Rowland, Gloria and Blue Ivy Carter and more — recreated her iconic Formation look.
As a whole, this is a heartwarming gesture which would make any normal human being go awww or express how #shook they are.
— Phillip Picardi (@pfpicardi) September 4, 2017
But not me. All I see throughout these 18 pictures is 18 horrific Photoshop jobs.
Some hats are literally twice as big as their heads
I could literally pack an entire box of clothes in the room left in that hat. Also, how the fuck is it staying on their heads if it's not photoshopped? Now's not a time to argue magic is real.
OK, you could argue that the hats were just too big and they have small heads. I'd say you were right if it weren't for my next point:
Some other hats are literally too small for their heads
Their heads look like they need some air asap.
Michelle I love you but I'm not a damn fool.
If the hats aren't enough, let's look at some details.
They literally photoshopped a second necklace on Serena that's hanging in thin air
And you thought it was one big necklace.
They Photoshopped the exact same one onto Ms. Vernell Jackson Keys
Only this time they had to blur the shit out of it.
Surprise! It's the same necklace on Kawana Brown too, only like a mile further down
You probably think I'm a bitch who only sees the bad things in life, and you're not completely wrong, but I'm not here to ruin anyone's birthday by pointing out these Photoshop fuck-ups.
All I'm saying is hire me next time.
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