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A crazed Selena Gomez stalker tried to bring her a penis bouquet
Luckily, he was stopped by the long dick of the law
by Jenn Ficarra
Tuesday morning, a 24-year-old obsessive super-fan show up at Selena Gomez's San Fernando home with random food, flowers, and gifts.
According to TMZ, the fan was intercepted by Selena's security and didn't reach our pop princess. Her security team recognized the crazed fan from previous run-ins — this isn't the first time he's tried to get close to Selena.
To make matters worse, the gifts he brought were…interesting.
The fan tried to have a penis-shaped flower bouquet delivered to her home. Luckily, someone at the flower shop thought the order was bizarre and cancelled it before it could even begin production. They reported the weird order to the cops and gave a description of the man who ordered it. The description matched the description of the fan who showed up at Selena's home.
What message he was trying to send to Selena, we don't know. Maybe it had something to do with her Instagram hack last week where the hackers posted naked photos of Selena's ex, Justin Bieber.
Thankfully, Selena is safe and her crazed fan has been thwarted.