Some crusty boy claims Fenty Beauty ‘stole’ his look, and the Rihanna Navy is here to blow his shit up
Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming
by Amanda Ross
Does art imitate life or does life imitate art? Does the soul exist in modern society? When is a cigar just a cigar? Are we human or are we dancers?
Are we earnest white boys so confident in our influence that we think the world's biggest pop superstar would deign steal anything from our Twitter complete with a paltry 752 follower fan base? Or are we trolling?
You know, these are the questions that keep me up at night and in the shower way longer than necessary. Especially that last one.
While you were busy looking up swatches of Rih's Fenty Beauty Killawatt Highlighters, a wall-eyed sloth named Yorbi Barriento was on a suicide mission.
Barriento took to Twitter and posted several slack-jawed photos of himself (I know it's 2017 not 2007, but the pics could only be described as derp-y) alongside glowing, sun-kissed portraits of Rihanna. And claimed she ripped off his look:
— Yorbi Barriento (@yorbi12) September 7, 2017
Now I'm not a fool. Once scroll through this bottom's feed and I can tell he was just another garden variety troll stan. I mean, he had the nerve to post this about Cardi B and Beyoncé:
queen of rap Cardie B with a fan pic.twitter.com/6YUyspXjsi
— Yorbi Barriento (@yorbi12) September 3, 2017
But! Just because he's not serious doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be dragged through the streets for this kind of blasphemy. And luckily, I'm not the only one who thinks so. Rihanna's stans, collectively known as the #RihannaNavy, mobilized to wreck his cyber-shit for this rampant Twitter heresy.
Rihanna looks gorgeous, you can't relate. Anyways why would she copy someone that's irrelevant? pic.twitter.com/s6YSxaYPsu
— 🕸 (@TheApplause_) September 8, 2017
When the Tiffany Pollard gifs come out, you know you fucked up.
this is the level of confidence i need to go on about my life https://t.co/5TUPv2km8L
— judgmental gay 🦄 (@jdgmntlgay) September 10, 2017
I know trolls are gonna troll, but I'm still gonna scissor-kick them in the back of the head.
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