Selena Gomez and The Weeknd just moved in together and somewhere in the distance, Bella Hadid weeps
RIP Bella Hadid’s heart
by Jenn Ficarra
Power couple Selena Gomez (fictional me) and The Weeknd (fictional me’s fictional boyfriend) have taken things to new heights. It’s been reported that the dynamic duo have moved in together in New York City after barely a year of dating.
According to Entertainment Tonight, the young couple found an apartment I could never afford in Greenwich Village to shack up in. The move might be temporary, however, since Selena is only in New York to film the latest Woody Allen (yuck) movie.
An inside source says that they’ve found a low-rise luxury building which is a normal change of pace for Selena who usually stays in hotels when she’s filming on location.
The source goes on to say that the apartment has high ceilings, glass balconies for recreating famous movie scenes and a to-die-for kitchen. Similar units in the building have rented for $16,000 a month or more. Same, Selena, same.
“They’ve both been very gracious to the neighbors and seem very happy with their living arrangement.” the source concluded.
Best of luck to the couple who I am definitely rooting for and not at all jealous of!
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I have to laugh!
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Don’t date babies, babies, babies, ohhh!
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