Finally, the mystery of Taylor Swift’s missing ‘All Too Well’ scarf is solved
BUT YOU KEEP MY OLD SCARF FROM THAT VERY FIRST WEEK
by Jenn Ficarra
Once upon a time, the fanfic stars aligned and Taylor Swift dated Jake Gyllenhaal and it led to Taylor Swift's best album, Red (this is an indisputable fact, do not try to argue with me in the comments).
"All Too Well", arguably the most emo song she's ever written, chronicles the demise of her relationship with Jake so devastated, they felt like they'd had their heart broken by Donnie Darko themselves.
I couldn't even look at the light in my refrigerator without sobbing. Taylor claims in the song that she left her scarf at Jake's sister, Maggie's, house.
I walked through the door with you, the air was cold,
But something 'bout it felt like home somehow.
And I left my scarf there at your sister's house,
And you've still got it in your drawer even now.
But you keep my old scarf from that every first week
'Cause it reminds you of innocence, and it smells like me
But now, the mystery of whether or not the scarf was actually left at Maggie's house has been solved. Kind of. On Watch What Happens Live, Maggie addressed the scarf-clad elephant in the room.
Maggie may have no recollection of the scarf but we do, Maggie. We do.
Good morning! G-Eazy dumped Halsey for Demi Lovato!
I can’t tell if this is an upgrade or a downgrade
by Caroline Phinney
Just a week and a half ago, G-Easy and Halsey broke up in a (characteristically messy) public Instagram meltdown.Sadly, even though Gerald once said if Halsey caught him cheating, "she'd cut my dick off," his dick is still presumably intact because he was spotted holding hands while walking out of a Hollywood nightclub with Demi…
‘Most followed person’ Katy Perry lost millions of followers in Twitter’s spam account crackdown
I have to laugh!
by Amanda Ross
You know why I love math? Because it's the same in every language! Let's work through this word problem together:If Witness sold fewer than 1 million copies worldwide and only 266,300 attended her world tour, who are the extra 106 million people following her on Twitter? Because it's certainly not fans!Katy's allegedly the "most followed…
Selena Gomez is dating a teenager who looks exaaaactly like baby Justin Bieber
Don’t date babies, babies, babies, ohhh!
by Amanda Ross
Look, we're all guilty of trying to show up our exes when they move on. Justin Bieber got engaged to professional friend-of-Jenner Hailey Baldwin, and Selena Gomez is getting back at him by…dating a cleaner-cut version of him at age 15? Like the age she and Justin fell in love! Aw!No, seriously, this is weird…