Apparently tons of women are getting plastic surgery to look like Ivanka Trump
They’re spending shit tons of money on it, too
by Una Dabiero
Everyone has a celebrity they stare at on Instagram, hoping they either A.) look like them once they're rich enough or B.) are engulfed by an inferno before living another day as an ugly commoner. Who knew for some rich fucks out there, Ivanka Trump is THE face of beauty.
Apparently, getting Ivanka's look is the newest trend in plastic surgery. And it's not just a trend like furry nails or cheetos highlighter – people are actually doing it.
In an interview with Page Six, New York plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe says he's given 50 patients "the Ivanka look" with "widened cheekbones, a slender nose and large eyes." This puts her next to Kylie Jenner as his most-requested plastic surgery inspiration.
He says patients "spend between $30-40,000 to achieve the look with temporary fillers and Botox, or $45-50,000 for what he calls the “Permanent Ivanka” — a version achieved with cheek implants and rhinoplasty."
Excuse me while I go vomit because people are paying thousands of dollars to look like a limp noodle. At least Kylie Jenner hasn't had a hand in destroying the free world.
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I salute my white walkers!
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