news • Sep 17 2017

Cue the flashbacks: These girls on Twitter look just like the Bratz dolls

The resemblance will scare tf out of you

Let's be honest, if you had Bratz dolls as a kid, you were the cool girl in your class. You could probably lip sync all of the Britney Spears Oops!… I Did It Again album, wear lipgloss, and get all the boys to play with you at recess rather than playing with Beyblades.

These dolls were style icons. Everyone wanted to have them, but we also all wanted to be them. Needless to say, the child inside me was jealous as fuck when I saw a Facebook post about girls on Twitter who look like IRL Bratz dolls. They really look like them. Here's proof:

This girl named Lily is Jade's twin

Jade never got enough appreciation, imho

I recreated Jade from bratz and realized I should've smiled ? pic.twitter.com/WLBgZkqHOl

— suga (@awlilyy) September 10, 2017

This girl looks EXACTLY like Yasmin – the hottest of the Bratz

She even has the mole

i was born to be yasmin, even with the undereye mole ? pic.twitter.com/zhJWC1rud2

— Suudé ? (@sudehere) September 14, 2017

This girl Natalie IS Cloe

I'm crying

when you're finally the bratz doll your 7 year old self always aspired to be pic.twitter.com/pk9dZuN4AV

— crybaby nat (@ahoynatalie) September 13, 2017

And this girl looks just like Sasha

So glad Camo is making a comeback

Call me Sasha lol she was my fav ?? pic.twitter.com/yWghKC1BGL

— Its Llady Syd ✨ (@lladykiddd) September 15, 2017

Time to go cry about the fact I'm to basic to ever be a Bratz and too fat to ever be a Barbie. Thanks Mom and Dad!

Yes, Nicki Minaj is now dating a registered sex offender and convicted killer

Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

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An Asian guy took an ancestry DNA test only to be told that he’s ‘100% Asian’

Surprise! You’re Asian!

by Nian Hu

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The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

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