The most popular astrological season for fucking is depressing, but beggars can’t be choosers

If your Savage September turned out to be more of a Solo September, don't sweat it, because it's a notoriously solo month.

September is a month for getting ahead, setting independent goals for yourself, and birthdays, apparently. If you were born in September, congrats. So was everyone else. And in particular, if you were born on September 16th, you have the most popular birthday in the U.S.

Why is that significant? Because it means there was a lot of bumping going on about nine months before — more commonly referred to by its astrological name — Capricorn season.

Capricorns are conquerors, and they're very into planning which means you should start booking your calendar now, because from December 22 to January 19 you are going to be just as busy as they always are.

Jessica Lanyadoo, an astrologer at psychic medium, says, because people are inclined to be more depressed and lonely during the holidays, we end up turning to sex to fill that void. But even if we're hitting it for the wrong reasons, at least we're hitting it, right?

The capricorn energy also brings a particular kind of stamina, so be ready to go again and again. There's not much else on the menu when you're snowed in.

The tricky part? Finding a partner. But between breaks from school and work, you can take the easy route and fall in with an old fling, or you can make it your New Year's resolution to find someone new. (The latter is almost always a better idea.)

This is a time for indulging in personal pursuits, so get everything business out of the way before hand.

And if you're lucky? You'll be double-booked.

@carolinephinney