Ivanka Trump ordering an SUV to take her one block is the most I’ve ever respected her

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Ivanka Trump ordering an SUV to take her one block is the most I’ve ever respected her

Same, girl

Ivanka Trump has been privy to a LOT of seriously messed up shit lately.

Between tricking a nation of women into believing she has their best interests as heart, subsequently ending Obama-era equal pay, and assisting in her “daddy’s” absolute annihilation of our country, nobody is calling her record squeaky-clean.

But most of us would be lying if we said drunk us hasn’t head to the bars, woken up the next morning and called the company to accuse them of incorrectly charging us. Only, of course, to find out we had taken an Uber one parking space between the hours of 2 and 4 am the night before. It was us . . . it was all us.

“We also have your wallet and and one shoe.”

So that’s why, even though most days we wake up in a cold sweat from hating her so much, hearing that Ivanka ordered an SUV this week to drive her the equivalent of one block almost brings a tear to my eye.

Not only did she order the car to go a block, but because NY is riddled with awful one way streets, she actually had to drive about 8 blocks to reach her desired location, so it definitely took longer than walking would’ve — even in heels.

Of course, she has a ways to go, and is learning every day.

Like yesterday when Twitter users had to explain to her what “otherwise” means.

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/910173056672378880

But respecting herself enough to order that car means she’s well on her way.

Maybe next she’ll start Venmo requesting her friends for their $4 drinks, too.

@carolinephinney