The funniest reactions to Kylie Jenner’s wild pregnancy announcement

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The funniest reactions to Kylie Jenner’s wild pregnancy announcement

‘I can’t wait to see Lip Kit swatches on a newborn’

by Amanda Ross

Where were you when you first heard the blessed news that Kylie Jenner was pregnant with Travis Scott's baby? I know for me, it's a story I'll share with my grandkids someday.

The only thing I love more than salacious news about impossibly famous almost-teen-moms is what Twitter does afterwards. For several glorious hours, we are absolutely richhh with memes. That being said, here are the best reactions to the not-so-immaculate conception:

This is me arriving to the #ThankGodItsNotTygasParty:

Unleash the Nene gifs, nothing less is appropriate:

Fingers crossed, I have a feeling it's gonna be me :,)

This is gonna be all I talk about until the kid's 18:

He's back to finish what he started:

I'm gonna rent a blimp and tell the world:

If Kylie's pregnant, we're all pregnant:

Baby lip kits, baby thongs, I'm ready for it all:

BITCH SHE BETTER:

Sister Act, bby:

Yes, Nicki Minaj is now dating a registered sex offender and convicted killer

Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

Nicki Minaj is Instagram official with a 40-year-old man named Kenneth Petty, a level 2 registered sex offender in New York who has been convicted of attempted rape as well as manslaughter. According to the New York Sex Offenders database, Petty was convicted of attempted rape on April 5, 1995. Court records obtained by TMZ…

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An Asian guy took an ancestry DNA test only to be told that he’s ‘100% Asian’

Surprise! You’re Asian!

by Nian Hu

Pretty much everyone I know has taken one of those ancestry DNA tests. And yeah, they're expensive but I can definitely see the appeal. The level of detail in the breakdowns — 56 percent Irish, 20 percent Balkan, 12 percent Iberian — isn't something you could get from a conversation with your grandma. And it's…

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The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

Eddie Scarry, a reporter at the Washington Examiner, recently came under fire for a tweet where he posted a photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's backside as she was walking, and wrote: "Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I'll tell you something: that jacket and coat don't look like a girl…

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