Just a ranking of the thottiest Disney Princesses

We all have a little bit of hoe in us. A bit of a bad bitch who comes out to wear a hot leather skirt, scam men out of free drinks, and take home whoever she wants at the bar.

Honestly, even the Disney Princesses are a little thotty. Or at least some of them. Lots of them? Look, I know they're made for kids and like, they aren't supposed to be sexual, but this is for fun, OK? I need to know the Little Mermaid would approve of our midnight conquests.

Here's the five thottiest Disney princesses. And no, Elsa is not on here.

5. Anna

Ok, Anna's a thot because she was DTF some douchey, rich guy after singing one song with him. I know Disney said they were "getting married" but we all know that's the only way you got laid in the old days. She was gonna go far for that dick.

So I totally get it, everyone right now seems to want a Sugar Daddy who buys Louis Vuitton and pays their student debt. But marrying a mad prince just for the dick and some cash? That's definitely a thot move. Next.

4. Belle

Belle's a thot because if her relationship with Beast is ANY indication of her type, she likes big, ugly dudes who like to pretend they're emotionally unavailable and tough.

This is true of every other thot in existence. We will never change.

3. Snow White

Snow White looks all sweet and innocent, but there's so many signs she's actually a secret hoe. The red lipstick. The sleepy looking, sexy eyes. The fact she happily hopped into Prince Charming's arms after one kiss – definitely ready to go back, get married real quick, and fuck. She sounds like most people I know at frat parties.

Also, she low-key lived with seven men? Don't tell me she didn't get with at least one of them. We all know the roommate romance trope is 100 percent a reality.

2. Jasmine

Do not even get me started on Jasmine. Disney didn't even try to code her sexuality – it's pretty blatant. Like, the one scene where she was stuck in the hourglass? Flirty as fuck. And maybe a nod to BDSM? Spicy.

Beyond that, Jasmine is always wearing much smaller clothes than the other princesses, she's sassy as hell, and she cuddles up with Aladdin REAL QUICK on that magic carpet ride. Not to mention, that's like the most sexual song in the Disney universe? It's basically hook-up instructions.

When you think about it, it's kinda fucked up they made Jasmine so sexual. It kind of seems like a fetishization of one of the only non-white Disney princesses.

Still, Jasmine kicks ass and looks hot as fuck while doing it. A true inspiration to us all.

1. Ariel

Ariel is the thottiest princess of them all. Let's begin with the fact she gave up her voice to be a human and "meet" Eric. Like, Disney acts like she wanted legs out of the deal – but we all know she was looking for a vagina.

Also, Ariel's iconic outfit is the shell bra. She is THE hoe – the one who goes to clubs in nothing but a bralette, gets free drinks, and fucks the only cute bartender named Brad who you definitely haven't had your eyes on for YEARS but it's whatever.

Ariel is just bad af. She's always posing on rocks and works the steamy, wet t-shirt look.