Kylie finally reveals her stomach after the viral pregnancy announcement

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Kylie finally reveals her stomach after the viral pregnancy announcement

This is a case for the FBI

Here's the in-case-you-missed-it breakdown of the most important pregnancy to ever happen (and yeah, I'm counting the Virgin Mary):

1. TMZ broke the news of Kylie's pregnancy

And to clear something up, TMZ is legit. They don't just make shit up. They do crazy stuff like pay every limo driver in LA, have a fleet of designated legal reporters constantly sifting through courts reports, and maintain personal relationships with every big-name publicist out there. Basically, when TMZ reports it, believe it. On Friday at 5 p.m., they broke the news that Kardashian sources revealed Kylie was pregnant by rapper Travis Scott.

2. Then BuzzFeed confirmed it

I know everyone likes to make fun of BuzzFeed, but again: when their news team reports it, believe it. They're like, all poached from CNN. A few hours after the TMZ announcement, BuzzFeed confirmed with a second Kardashian source (most like someone from Kris Jenner Communications) that she is, in fact, pregnant.

3. Kris didn't deny it, either

Here, we have the most compelling piece of evidence: When New York magazine reached out to the Kardashian-Jenner matriarch and the face that launched a thousand memes, she didn't deny it. Like, at all. You'd think if your barely-not-teenaged daughter was allegedly pregnant by the second-worst rapper she's ever dated, you'd squash that immediately. But no. This is what she said:

"Something happens every single day. You never know what is going to break at any moment."

Hmmm, interesting.

So Kylie hasn't been posting recent pictures to her Insta

It's all been stuff from months and years ago, like this:

?

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 20, 2017 at 9:16pm PDT

And then this…weird photo of some truly coincidental fan art featuring a thoroughly modern Kylie clutching baby Kylie with her original lips:

@vladyart ?

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 21, 2017 at 10:45am PDT

Today, for the first time, she showed her stomach

yesterday was cute. hope you had the happiest of birthdays Jordy. Love you forever ever and beyond..

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 24, 2017 at 12:13pm PDT

And it looks kind of flat?!?! Maybe it's angles, maybe it's Photoshop, maybe it's the supernatural power of Kris Jenner.

All I know is for the rest of the day, my ass is gonna be zooming in on the picture and trying to figure out what the hell is going on.