‘Glitter Tonguing’ is the new beauty craze for magical blowjobs, or whatever

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‘Glitter Tonguing’ is the new beauty craze for magical blowjobs, or whatever

Just don’t swallow it

Well, it's happened. We've reached peak idiot. Glitter Tongue is the newest cringeworthy trend to descend upon us like one of the seven plagues.

Back in August, makeup artist Jacinta Vukovic accidentally got glitter on her tongue and inadvertently started a new trend.

✨ GLITTER TONGUE ✨ I was doing this Lip look and got glitter on my tongue, so I thought I would embrace it and make it the main focus!! ———————————————— @jeffreestar @jeffreestarcosmetics Watermelon 🍉 Soda @litcosmetics Barbie Shops —————————— #australia #glittertongue #lipart #vladamua #jeffreestarcosmetics #jeffreestar #universodamaquiagem_oficial #makeupartistsworldwide #anastasia #norvina #glistencosmetics #anastasiabeverlyhills #lipgloss #glitter #melbourneiloveyou #melbournemakeupartist #sweden #stockholm #makeupartistry #australianmakeupartist #makeupartistmelbourne #makeupartistaustralia #iloveglitter #newtrend #commentforcomment #like4like #likeforlike #follow4like #litcosmetics

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I totally understand accidentally getting glitter on your tongue. Anyone who has ever done a middle school art project or gone to an EDM festival understands that glitter is a nasty mistress that can wind up in places you never expected to find glitter. Fine.

But willingly putting glitter on your tongue? Aside from all of the health hazards and, I'm assuming, nasty taste, it's just dumb. If it takes more than a week to get glitter off of your face how long do you think glitter on your tongue would last?

Found photo of @deannamcheng + @fredafoster getting ready for the weekend. #glittertongue

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If you do want to spice up your sex life with a new glittery blow job at least use edible glitter. This way the only thing you'll be gagging on will be his dick and not the plastic taste of craft glitter.

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