No Unicorns 2k17
I know Halloween is technically the one day a year where a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it, but at least be creative with your slutiness. There are only so many slutty schoolgirls the world can take before it implodes.
So. If you're wanting to be a fun, naughty girl this Halloween but you don't want to be dressed like every other white girl in the bar, it's best you avoid any of these costumes.
Unicorn
I. Am. Over. Unicorns. and you should be too. Let's leave unicorns to the fantasy novels and disgusting Starbucks drinks and avoid dressing like them at all costs.
Snapchat Filters
You literally couldn't have picked anything more basic if you tried. We see these filters every day. We only ever want to see these filters when we choose to, which is usually at 1 am drunk.
Zombie Taylor Swift
Ooohhh look what you don't have to do!
Wonder Woman
If you show up in this costume we'll all know it's because you saw the movie this year and not because you're actually a Wonder Woman fan. You probably didn't even know her name was Diana until you saw the movie.
Eleven
We get it, you're quirky.
Daenerys Targaryen
Spare us, please. You are not the Mother of Dragons and there's bound to be enough of you to start your own army. Pick literally any other character.
Holly Golightly
There's usually a few Holly's out and about on Halloween but thanks to Big Little Lies this year, Holly will be everywhere so you best avoid the Breakfast at Tiffany's moment. But if you simply MUST be Holly, do one of her more lowkey lewks like this:
Enjoy your Halloween and remember — no one wants to be "that girl" at the bar so be creative and do better than any of these basic costumes!