Is a Kendall Jenner spinoff show coming next?

The Kardashians are the hardest working family in showbiz, maybe the world. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. With the upcoming 10th anniversary season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it's clear the Kardashian train isn't stopping any time soon. Also, I'd like it to run me over!

At this point, literally every lady in the family has their own spinoff: Life of Kylie, Kim and Kourtney Take New York, Kim's Fairytale Wedding, Kourtney and Khloe Take Pripyat, I Am Cait — it's all there, in its 30-seconds-of-plot-dialogue-then-45-minutes-of-scenery-and-EDM glory.

Every lady except one: Kendall Jenner.

Rumors of a Kendall-centric spinoff have been swirling for years. And now I'm about to ruin your day.

When asked, Kris Jenner told Variety that a Kendall show was probably not going to happen any time soon. Her exact words? "No."

Ugh. What do I have to live for now?

Kris added, "Kendall is really satisfied on her role in KUWTK. With her modeling career she's so busy. If she's not walking a runway, she's shooting a campaign or traveling around the world with her fashion obligations. She's a pretty busy little girl."

Let's not pretend that Kylie deserved a spinoff more than Kendall. Life of Kylie was boring as shit but a Life of Kendall? Now that I could get behind.

Kendall and the Hadid sisters jet-setting around the world, walking runways, sexing 20-something multicultural R&B bards? Is there anything us Regulars love more than watching hot people do hot people things?

I don't think so.

Guess we'll just have to settle for watching the pregnancy pact unfold on KUWTK this season instead.

@jenniferficarra