‘I like them heavy on the meat flaps’: Welcome to the world’s first vagina beauty pageant

"A lot of people would say it's sexist," says Brian Sloan, the creative mind behind the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest, "But nobody called it sexist when dildos were made from men's penises."

Also the creator of the blowjob-simulating sex toy the Autoblow 2, Sloan created this competition in search of a more realistic vaginal sleeve for his machine, because — having never seen a vagina — he wasn't sure how to shape one.

To participate in the contest, all contestants have to do is digitally photograph their vulvas while holding a printed-out hashtag in the frame, and then upload it to the internet for guys to vote on.

"I prefer the exploded hamburger type heavy on the meat flaps, but I know a lot of other guys prefer the moose knuckle style," says Sloan.

"I’m just interested as a businessman in giving men exactly what they want."

If you win, they'll fly you to LA to 3D scan your vagina, and while Sloan claims to like "all types" he also won't 3D scan hair.

So, if you're confident in your hairless "moose knuckles" and want a flight to the west coast, I guess here's your chance.

And don't worry about Sloan, he says he's a "pretty nice" person. Creative, too!

He's plans on calling it the "Robotwat," or the "Twatbot."

@carolinephinney