Excuse me while I vomit
These are the weirdest, grossest, most bizarre food and sex stories the babe readers were willing to share.
Amy
"My ex once asked me if he could put some Haribos inside me and like fish them out with his tongue."
Kelsea
"Super embarrassing but I hooked up with a rando when we were drunk my freshman year of college and he poured honey all over me. Worst decision ever. By far the worst and stickiest walk home in the morning."
Nellie
"Peanut butter should not go anywhere near your vagina. Believe me. It took forever to wash the rest out."
Morgan
"Nutella in a dorm room. Like literally painted it over each others bodies and still got in the sheets with it on us and everything…not as sexy as we thought it would be"
Lex
"I put spray cheese on my boyfriend's dick. It was fun for about two minutes and then the cheese was all over his dick and pubes. It got all over my face. It was so gross we both were so not in the mood anymore after that."
Steph
"We smeared cannoli cream all over our stomachs and took turns licking it off each other. TBH it was amazing. Then we washed it off in the shower and fucked in there too."
Alex
"Frosting on my back so he can bend over and have a snack while fucking me."
Tara
"We heated up caramel and then I went to pour it on her stomach but it was too hot and she got burned lol."
Penny
"So my boyfriend thought it'd be funny to pour hot sauce on my stomach and dip his wings into it and it was fine at first but then I moved and the sauce dripped down. It got all over my vagina and burned so badly. My bf wanted to put milk down there to cool it off but I ended up just taking a really cold shower. We're never using food again."
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Guess it's a no on lunch for me.
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