There’s a sexy Melania Trump costume and it’s actually kind of hot
I’d wear it any day of the week
by Jenn Ficarra
These days it's pretty easy to turn anything into a "slutty Halloween costume." It's even easier to take shots at the Trumps — they're such easy comedy targets it's practically not even fun anymore.
Just kidding. It will always be fun.
The latest target of some hilarity is Melania Trump. The costume company, Yandy, is selling a "model wife" costume modeled after Melania's inaugural look.
And it's actually hot. And I hate that it's hot.
If you didn't know this was directly related to Melania's inauguration outfit, you could easily assume this was a sexy Pan Am flight attendant costume or Mad Men or Scream Queens.
And even though this is supposed to represent Melania, I don't think it would be that hard to turn it into Britney's iconic lewk from Toxic.
Not gonna lie, I'd totally wear this on a date or to drink alone by myself and Snapchat some of my burners. What the hell, I'd maybe even rock it on a regular work day because we're cool enough not to have a dress code.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time (esp. if 45 keeps tweeting the way he is) so I might as well enjoy it.
Here’s every single time Blac Chyna has posed naked…which is pretty often
If she’s got it, why not flaunt it?
by Ari Bines
It's no secret that Blac Chyna nude pics came from the hoe goddesses…or a basement in Queens. However, you have to seriously give this exotic dancer a round of applause. All of Blac Chyna's plastic surgeries have paid off in her career. She's gotten her own spinoff from the Kardashians, has a stake in their…
Being called ‘cute’ is the worst thing in the world, and practically a hate crime
Why not just punch me in the face instead?
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Next time you lock your dumb ass out of your own apartment, get some good content out of it
Loitering is extremely in rn
by Erica Smith
When was the last time you locked yourself out of your fucking apartment? A week ago? Two days ago? Same! I get it: You were in a hurry, keys are hard to see, you did too many drugs too many weekends in a row and maybe those brain cells were important after all (jury's still…