Someone EXPOSED the Applebee’s $1 Margarita, and honestly? I’m hurt and disappointed

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Someone EXPOSED the Applebee’s $1 Margarita, and honestly? I’m hurt and disappointed

Here I was thinking Applebee’s was redeemed

When I think of Applebee's, I think of eating half-off apps freshman year of high school with my janky 15-year-old boyfriend and getting dragged to some quasi-family reunion with my great aunt and uncle who fight with the waitress about her service.

And apparently, I wasn't alone – Applebee's recently launched a $1 Margarita deal for the month of October to remind the public they're a "fun place to be."

This was super exciting – I found myself wondering if Applebee's was going to be the new PLACE for eating shitty food and getting drunk with my friends. Like everyone ever, I am a complete hoe for Margaritas. And honestly I would give my life for some thiccccc mozzarella sticks.

But of course, Twitter had to ruin Applebee's margs for all of us, just like it's been ruining everything else this year.

Apparently, Applebee's margs are three parts tap water

With only one part shitty tequila, WTF

Like me, people were hurt

Some people were like 'duh'

And some people were just worried about the girl who sent these Snaps

Finally, @smashboogie2255 realized this was just a really good excuse to buy yourself a handle of Tequila

I don't know if I'm ready emotionally to go to Applebee's after the hurt its put me through, but I definitely do know I'll be running by Fast Franks for some Jose Cuervo real soon.

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