Someone EXPOSED the Applebee’s $1 Margarita, and honestly? I’m hurt and disappointed
Here I was thinking Applebee’s was redeemed
by Una Dabiero
When I think of Applebee's, I think of eating half-off apps freshman year of high school with my janky 15-year-old boyfriend and getting dragged to some quasi-family reunion with my great aunt and uncle who fight with the waitress about her service.
And apparently, I wasn't alone – Applebee's recently launched a $1 Margarita deal for the month of October to remind the public they're a "fun place to be."
This was super exciting – I found myself wondering if Applebee's was going to be the new PLACE for eating shitty food and getting drunk with my friends. Like everyone ever, I am a complete hoe for Margaritas. And honestly I would give my life for some thiccccc mozzarella sticks.
But of course, Twitter had to ruin Applebee's margs for all of us, just like it's been ruining everything else this year.
Apparently, Applebee's margs are three parts tap water
With only one part shitty tequila, WTF
Applebees Dollaritas…can't say I'm surprised…they're $1. pic.twitter.com/3mw9zdAQNj
— Killa Kells ✨ (@TheREALKells_) October 7, 2017
Like me, people were hurt
I feel hurt & betrayed
— declan (@1declanf) October 9, 2017
— Oh-Raw-Lee-Ah (@Oraleee_biitchh) October 7, 2017
Some people were like 'duh'
I'm gonna hope that y'all have the common sense to know damn near every restaurant and bar is serving u this same exact recipe….. pic.twitter.com/QTg1M64Cl9
— Sweetz (@Tea_SweetZ) October 7, 2017
Right? Ppl think they’re getting a premium drink for a dollar? HA!
— #LeftsideStrongside® (@impercell) October 8, 2017
And some people were just worried about the girl who sent these Snaps
When Applebee’s finds the employee that sent this pic.twitter.com/IjXu4rsNYr
— • (@meghdaws) October 8, 2017
Finally, @smashboogie2255 realized this was just a really good excuse to buy yourself a handle of Tequila
Just take your own bottle and bam pic.twitter.com/6aIVCFNFQt
— Sau (@smashboogie2255) October 8, 2017
I don't know if I'm ready emotionally to go to Applebee's after the hurt its put me through, but I definitely do know I'll be running by Fast Franks for some Jose Cuervo real soon.
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