It's NOT Scott's, don't worry
Is there something in the Calabasas water? Did Kris throw out her daughter's birth control pills? Did four adult sisters with synched-up ovulation cycles decide to conceive in the same year? Well, yeah.
Kourtney Kardashian, the eldest of all six Kardashian-Jenner kids and mother of three, is pregnant.
She joins Kylie (age 20), Khloe, and Kim, whose pregnancies were all announced last month.
This new spawn, first confirmed by Life & Style, will join siblings Mason, Penelope, and Reign in this world of luxury and 24/7 cameras. "I would have more. I could see myself with six kids," Kourtney's said before.
The father of Kourtney's new baby is not ex-partner Scott Disick, but Younes Bendjima. Who is a model? I think? Or maybe he's just a professional hot person, which is very different from being a model.
Not to take away from the beauty of new life and all, but can someone check on Scott? I'm genuinely worried.
Anyway, here's to hoping Kendall's next! Or something!