Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are engaged!

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Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are engaged!

I wonder how Taylor and Gigi feel right now

Joe Jonas just shared on his Instagram that he and Sophie Turner are engaged.

She said yes.

A post shared by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Oct 15, 2017 at 10:39am PDT

While the picture is PHENOMENAL and the couple is cute as fuck, they just started dating last winter. Also, Sophie's only 21. For as happy as I want to be, this seems to spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R. Joe Jonas always seems to date girls who are a little too young and a little too successful for him. I can't help but hope this isn't just a DNCE publicity ploy.

I also can't help but wonder how Taylor and Gigi feel about this. If they're still friends, I'm sure their group chat is lighting the fuck up. Taylor is 100% blasting Forever and Always and sipping milk while she reads fanfic about herself to feel better. Gigi is definitely rehearsing responses to the countless questions she'll get about this in the coming weeks. Bella is almost certainly helping her, considering she still gets drilled about The Weeknd 24/7.

I guess my last question is how many Game of Thrones nerds are crying right now because Sansa Stark isn't single. Honestly, I'm a little sad Sophie can't marry me now.

Here's to the new couple. Let's hope they actually make it to the aisle. Or maybe not. Then Sophie can run free and Joe can avoid GoT fans' assassination attempts.