These embarrassing masturbation horror stories will make you never want to touch yourself again

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These embarrassing masturbation horror stories will make you never want to touch yourself again

Cringing thinking about it

Sometimes masturbation is better than sex. Sometimes you just need some alone time. And sometimes you can get caught in the middle of a really compromising position.

There's really, quite frankly, nothing worse than something going wrong while you're just trying to flick the bean. You wanted to take a quick vacation south of the border but it didn't go according to plan. The Clit Show was at capacity so you had to leave.

Okay, I'm done now. But you get it — sometimes, masturbation goes embarrassingly wrong.

These women were brave enough to tell us those stories:

Fiona

I was 15 and just discovered that the faucet on the tub unhooked. One time I was quite literally cumming when my mom slammed open the door to the bathroom because she needed a Band-Aid. We pretended nothing happened but I couldn't look at her for a week.

Maya

I was masturbating at night in a hotel bed and I was like, 'Wow, my pussy is extra wet today!' I kept going and then got up to clean off all the 'wetness' and realized I had my period all over the hotel sheets and my hand and legs. I showered and it was SO EMBARRASSING calling room service to change the sheets but luckily it was a woman who came and understood.

Kelly

We had Cinemax and once after my parents went to bed, I put it on mute and started to masturbate on the couch. I was so caught up I didn't hear my sister walk into the room until it was too late and she saw everything.

Amber

I had one of my acrylic nails break off inside of me while fingering myself so….

Olivia

It wasn't me, we were on a bachelorette party and my friend and I got too drunk at the pool so we went back to the hotel room and accidentally walked in on the bride-to-be's mom tinkering around in the tub. She didn't see that we saw so we just said nothing but… we did. I think she was just as wasted as we were.

Nicole

I'd had a rough day and all I wanted to do was go home and work off some steam. I told my roommates I was going to take a nap but I wasn't, I was masturbating. Anyway, one of my roommate was in the main bathroom so the other roommate, thinking I was asleep, snuck into my room to use my half-bathroom only to catch me ass naked on my bed with my fingers in my vag. We both froze and just like stared at each other for a few seconds before she asked if she could use my bathroom.

Becca

Oh, y'know, just had my sisters run into my room to wake me up one Saturday morning only to find me and my vibrator.

Ari

My boyfriend's mom was staying with us for a weekend. I thought they had left for brunch already but they didn't. She walked in on me in the bedroom in the middle of a climax.

Erin

My vibrator ran out of batteries and I knew they took the same ones as the remote so I took the batteries out of the remote to use it but forgot to put them back. Later that night we were getting snowed in and the remote wasn't working and we didn't have any more batteries so we couldn't watch TV. I didn't have the guts to tell them why the batteries were gone, nor could I explain where I would have gotten the batteries from.

@jenniferficarra