Listen to this hilariously weird song about creepy DMs and tell me if I’m crazy for loving it

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Listen to this hilariously weird song about creepy DMs and tell me if I’m crazy for loving it

‘SEND ME UR VEGANA PIC’

If you've ever checked your message requests folder on Facebook, you've definitely seen the strange, desperately horny messages from strangers that fester there.

There are entire Reddit forums dedicated to these kinds of creepy messages and random sexual comments, which are often equal parts disgusting and hilarious.

I'm glad it's terminal.

Hi sexx

But odds are decent you've never seen them and thought, "Huh, these would work really well as song lyrics." Unless you're musician Hovey Benjamin, that is.

  • Benjamin collected a series of misspelled, sloppy would-be sexts and strung them together in a track called "Send Bobs" and honestly? It kind of slaps. I guess it's technically a novelty track, but the production is solid and it's pretty catchy.

    Plus, Benjamin clearly has an eye for particularly bizarre messages.

    Some highlights include requests for "vegena" pictures, demands that people "open up your cloth" and a promise that one Facebook user will "put [his] ass in your asshole." Who says romance is dead?

    The song's music video has almost 600,000 views on Youtube and samples of the video have appeared on popular Instagram accounts like @hoodclips.

    I'm not saying "Send bobs" is going to be on repeat the next time I throw a party, but it miiiiight just make the tail end of the playlist.

    @k80way