IRL • Oct 19 2017

QUIZ: We know who’s going to get you pregnant

It better not be your shitty ex

Some things are indisputable scientific facts: the earth revolves around the sun, climate change is real, and this quiz can prove exactly who will knock you up.

Using an incredibly accurate method which I cannot name here for fear of theft, I can pinpoint with whooom you're going to conceive. Find out here:

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