These horror movie killers are hot as fuck and I’m not afraid to talk about it

I think we all have that day when we contemplate how fucked up we are because we're fantasizing about our favorite horror movie monster.

But I'm here to tell you it's totally normal to be attracted to the psychopath from your favorite horror movie.

They're probably just really hot. We really need to talk about the hottest killers from horror movie history.

Let's end the kink-shaming HERE and NOW.

Jack Torrance from The Shining

Jack is definitely a Daddy. He really has the lumberjack look with his full beard and long hair. Like, by the time they were locked in the hotel for a few weeks, he looked like a complete animal. That's hot.

And really, who cares if he was a little hysterical? Aren't we all? Like damn, tell me you aren't a little bit crazy when you're PMSing. That's what I thought.

Rose from Get Out

Rose literally used her good looks to lure men. I'm really not sure there's anything hotter than a modern-day siren.

Sure, she was a psychopath who used her pussy to harvest humans, but her face is so damn symmetrical and her legs go on for days. Rose could cut my brain out of my damn head ANY day.

Patrick from American Psycho

Patrick was rich, cut as hell, and down for threesomes. Since most men as psychopaths anyway, you really can't ask for much more.

Add in the fact you could say you were eskimo sisters with Reese Witherspoon and I'm definitely DTF.

"Man" from Hush

"Man" was a total sadist, which is apparently a real turn on to all of us if you look at any of our dating records. You would think he wasn't fine since he wears a mask the entire movie. But when he takes it off? DAMN. 10/10, totally fuckable.

Billy from Scream

Billy was The One Hot Guy™ in Scream and juuust so happened to be the killer. Pretty damn typical.

He knew how to pull off a v-neck, which is always appreciated, and he was definitely smart as fuck to pull off so much terror in such little time. Not necessarily the best thing for the dead carcasses he left all around town, but still 100 percent a turn-on.

Norman from Psycho

Norman was hot in a "you're-in-a-black-and-white-movie-and-you-kinda-maybe-look-like-James-Dean-if-I-squint" type of way. He was stereotypically dark and handsome, and his voice was so smooth I would pay him to tell me he was going to murder me all day long.

Yeah, it's totally sad he killed that lady in the shower but it's cool as long as he killed my v in the shower first, right? Just kidding. Kind of.

Look, I'm going to meet my demise someday. Maybe it'll be at the hands of my love for shitty gin and Chipotle, maybe some Snapchatting teen will run me down while trying to get the flower crown filter to properly align on their face. If I'm going to die anyway, it might as well be at the hands of a fine af serial killer.