pop • Oct 24 2017

Broke bitches on the Internet captioned this Kris Jenner photo in the most glorious ways

She’s a lifestyle

In her latest Single-White-Female-ing of Kim, Kris Jenner debuted a new platinum blonde look. And while I'm eager to roll my eyes, I'd be remiss if I didn't admit that she actually looks good.

Better than good, actually.

Kris Jenner looks villain-in-a-Bond-movie good. She looks Miranda-Priestly's-devilish-older-sister-who-runs-an-upscale-escort-service good. She looks woman-who-possibly-poisoned-her-four-dead-husbands-and got-their-fortunes good.

Or just mom-who-exploited-her-daughter's-sex-tape-for-fame good.

In other words, Kris Jenner is finally living up to her potential and Twitter had a lot to say.

KRIS JENNER: give me the 'you're damn right i stole those puppies'

BARBER: say no more, fam pic.twitter.com/Z0bRey6o6j

— Hades Brown (@HayesBrown) October 23, 2017

this lady, kris jenner – is a whole mood. pic.twitter.com/vMhyvnhJl3

— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) October 24, 2017

You’re doing amazing being evil, sweetie. CC: Kris Jenner pic.twitter.com/WLljaVHvSB

— PETA (@peta) October 23, 2017

The SHADE!!!!

When you get more than 1 like on a tweet pic.twitter.com/5NXKxfdrxE

— ɱiʀɑɳɗɑ ?? (@DTTuesGray) October 23, 2017

Kris Jenner is that white step aunt that has been in the family forever that been with Uncle Doug since 87' ??? pic.twitter.com/TWRkLPRjbo

— #TheBeardCollector (@HOLLYandherEGO) October 23, 2017

“What do you want to be when you grow up”

As extra as Kris Jenner pic.twitter.com/OsFw53zZ5O

— Austin Newcomb (@austin_newcomb) October 24, 2017

Honestly? Same.

When you know guac is extra but you get it anyway pic.twitter.com/oHTkmpN63s

— Jenn Ficarra (@JenniferFicarra) October 24, 2017

When they ask who made the green bean casserole at the cookout #krisjenner pic.twitter.com/R24Oek6Jr5

— Corine (@corine354) October 23, 2017

Kris Jenner with the “I’m rich and y’all poor” looks. LOL! pic.twitter.com/1d8bm8k9S0

— ‘ (@milesjtp) October 23, 2017

TBH if Kris Jenner started her own cult or religion I would be the first one signed up.

Kris Jenner isn't just a mood, Kris Jenner is a LIFESTYLE pic.twitter.com/YSG9qvVMB2

— Common White Girl (@GirlPosts) October 24, 2017

The aging process is working hard, but Kris Jenner's cosmetic dermatologist is working harder.

@jenniferficarra

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