Every sweet/disgusting/evil text you’ll ever send your best friend

We know what your Instagram DMs look like, your Tinder inbox, your LinkedIn messages. They're full of "Wanna chill ?," "What exactly are you looking for?" and "I got this flower for you because you are so very beautiful."

But it's a very unique and pure collection of messages reserved for the text inbox of our best friend, and we're pretty sure we know exactly what yours looks like.

"Are you alive?" – You just never know.

"I'm alive" – Thank god, because that guy she left with seemed weird.

"Did you make it home?" – Why do only girls have to text this?

"Wait, are you in the room next to me?" – Can we just FaceTime anyway?

"Ordering food if you want in" – She wants in.

"Should I buy this?" – Probably not, but sure!

"Can you leave your straightener out?" – Same goes for makeup.

"Remember when you fucked him?" – I was trying to forget.

"Look who I just found on Tinder" – Did she secretly stipe though?

"Are you hungry?" – Always.

"Can I borrow that shirt?" – Only if I'm not wearing it.

"How'd it go?" – It didn't.

"You're a bitch" – But you're my bitch.

"Which one of these for Insta?" – The second, but with the brightness up.

“Do you think he’s cute?” – Nah, but you need this right now.

"Where did you go?" – Home, but I forgot to tell you.

“U up?” – Yeah, fine, come over.

“Guess who I just saw!” – I don't even have to guess.

"Whine and wine?" – Bitch and beer?

"Sorry I fell asleep" – I know.

"Wanna get ready at my house?" – I know.

“Are you here yet?” – Yeah I'm on my way (still at home changing).

“Did you pick up yet?” – Nah, Venmo me.

“Should I get bangs?” – NOPE

"I want to quit" – Meet me at the bar, you're not quitting tonight.

“Do you think this is too much?” – NooOOoo (yeah)

"I posted an Insta, please comment and like" – Fair.

"I said comment and like, bitch" – Jesus, OK.

“Should I send this nude?” – Looks like a nude! Yep!

“Are you dressing cute?” – Cute-ish.

"What are you wearing?" – Jeans and a nice top.

"Help, I fucked up" – Where do you need me to hide the body?

"Boozy brunch?" – OMW.

“OMG do you remember this guy” – How the turn tables have turn tabled.

"Go like my Tweet" – Already did.

"Just got my period so you're gonna' get yours" – *Runs to bathroom*

"What are you drinking tonight?" – Depends, what are you drinking?

"Can I send you a photo to edit?" – You still don't have VSCO? Yeah.

"On a bad date, please help" – Change my contact to mom.

"Did we take an Uber last night?" – Let me check the app.

“SO THIS BITCH….” – *Sips tea*

"Dropping a pin incase I die" – Send me a pic of him, too.

“What time are you getting there?” – Depends, what time are you?

“I’m outside” – Okay, wait for me.

“Guess who just DM'd me” – You haven't blocked him yet?

“In a changing room, which do you like better?” – Send pics.

"I'm done with you" – No you're not.

Anything we left out is definitely too personal, should not have been sent in the first place, and does not need to be shared in a public forum such as this one.

God is watching.

@carolinephinney