You might think you’re crazy, but at least you’ve never crashed a wedding and punched a stranger because you thought your boyfriend was cheating on you
Unless you’re this Florida woman, that is
by Katie Way
No man is allowed to call you "psycho" for asking to read his texts ever again, because a woman in Florida ruined a wedding because she thought her boyfriend of two years was cheating on her.
According to him, he's not her boyfriend. Oops!
Shelby McDowell, a 20-year-old from Lake Butler, Florida, became suspicious after she found out her man, Darby Johns, was attending a wedding in Palm Coast alone, which makes sense. I feel that.
when u thought u lost him cus u was acting crazy & then he texts u.. pic.twitter.com/J4P9RAN5m3
— Couples (@CoupIesPosts) February 12, 2016
But instead of sending a bunch of passive-aggressive text messages or posting an Instagram story with a ton of cleavage, McDowell kicked shit up a notch and rolled up to the wedding in disguise. What disguise? A wig, according to ClickOrlando.
Word. Okay. A little far for me, but maybe I've never really been in love before. Whatever! From there, accounts… diverge.
Per the police report, McDowell saw her boyfriend getting cozy on the dance floor with another woman, threw a drink on both of them and punched the "other woman." From there, she ran into the bathroom, was extracted by some bridesmaids who followed her and then punched the other woman again.
If you're at a party with your girl and you can't seem to find her, just talk to another girl, your girl will appear next to you
— Trev (@Tokyo_Trev) October 24, 2017
McDowell, on the other hand, says the bridesmaids "punched [her] in the face, dragged to the ground and strangled" her, and that she only got physical when provoked.
Johns, for his part, told police that not only was McDowell not his girlfriend, and that she actually attacked him and the woman he was with while they were on their way to the dance floor.
What's the truth? In this crazy world, it's hard to know.
I never laugh or antagonize the ‘crazy gf’ cus I been there shit not fun. I just know crazy girlfriend means unhappy girlfriend.
— U COULD NEVER (@astrog1rll) October 23, 2017
McDowell is apparently unrepentant as far as her stray beau is concerned, but did issue an apology to the bride and groom of the wedding she destroyed with her personal relationship drama.
"I am very apologetic towards the bride and groom, since this happened at their wedding," she said in a statement. "I never intended for it to have gotten so out of control."
Two words, baby girl: Dump him!
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