This girl’s mugshot is sexier than every selfie I’ve ever taken in my life

I swear, the only way to land a modeling gig nowadays is to get arrested because this is like the fifth time every person online is melting over the same exact mugshot.

Remember when prison bae Mekhi Alante Lucky traded in his mugshot for a headshot, and ended up signing with the modeling agency St. Claire?

He was originally arrested for speeding and driving a stolen vehicle, and had been arrested five times for more charges, like assaulting a woman, but now he's living the high life.

Well, it looks like Mirella Ponce of California is the next felon to steal our collective hearts.

The 20-year-old, who is a member of the Tiny Rascal Gang (TRG), has been charged with carrying a concealed (lilac) firearm and a stolen firearm, and her bail has been set at $50,000 for each.

But some Facebook users have already offered to pay her bail so she can be free. "Ima just go bail her out. Free this hot gangster chick," one commented, according to the Daily Mail.

Another said the only crime she committed was "stealing my heart."

There was also Jeremy Meeks, whose 2014 mugshot landed him a contract and a spot at New York Fashion Week.

Since being shared Wednesday, Ponce's mugshot has gone viral with nearly 4,000 shares, and thousands of comments.

Free our girl.

@carolinephinney