The best celebrity Halloween costumes that prove anything is possible when you’re hot and rich
Not a Leg Avenue Naughty Nurse in sight
by Amanda Ross
Do you ever think about all the areas of your life you'd upgrade with access to unlimited funds? Like instead of the most basic gym membership package, you'd work out at Dog Pound (that's a place, right?), and instead of "splurging" at Zara, you'd do it at Saks?
And instead of combining a coupon, six quarters you found in the cupholder, and the remaining balance on your credit card to get some late-night tacos, you'd just send your personal assistant?
Yeah, that's me with Halloween. If I was rich (and therefore hotter and with a much better body), that shit would be kicked up to 11. Look at these celebrity costumes from this weekend and tell me I'm wrong:
Kim Kardashian and friends
Karlie Kloss and Joan Smalls
Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson (?????????)
Gwyneth Paltrow (kind of a copout, IMO)
Butts are canceled because everyone is freaking out over trying to get a sexy belly button now
What the hell am I supposed to do with my innie?
by Caroline Phinney
2012 was a great year because it was the year Kim K officially ushered in the era of the ass, and we were all allowed to stop worrying about our lopsided titties for a sec. Sure, we had bums to worry about instead, but I'm of the firm belief anyone can acquire an ass as…
Bella Hadid channeling Jackie O is even better than that time Kim K did it
‘Jackie is that you?’
by Caroline Phinney
Last summer, people (mostly Trump supporters) were really upset when Interview Magazine called Kim K "America's new First Lady," dressing her up at Jackie O for a photoshoot. But people seem to have no problem when Bella Hadid does it, so now at least we know Kanye shouldn't worry about running for president.In a vintage…
Here are all of the best (and worst) looks from the 2018 Brit awards
Feathers are in, apparently
by Katie Way
The 2018 Brit Awards celebrates excellence in pop music — or so Wikipedia told me. Cards on the table, I had never heard of this shit until all of the pictures started popping up on my Twitter feed. You learn something new every day!But one thing I know all about is judging other people's outfit…