Selena and Bella are proof that girls always win the breakup

Today is not a good day to be the Weeknd. Which is weird, because it's usually worse to be Tuesday.

But put yourself in his shoes: You decided to leave international supermodel Bella Hadid for world renowned pop-star Selena Gomez, only to find out your ex "broke bro code" and is fucking your (more famous) friend.

And on top of it all, your currently girlfriend is dumping you to get back with her (arguably also more famous) ex.

This could not have gone better for both girls. For months the world watched as Bella pined over her "lost love," not even attempting to hide how upset she was that the Weeknd had moved on. She was vulnerable with fans so they began to fall back in love with her, while becoming increasingly suspicious of the Weeknd.

Something Gomez picked up on as well, because yesterday they announced their split. Of course, Selena and Bella were never great friends to begin with, so there was no reason Selena couldn't date the Weekend, But when it starts dirty it ends dirty, and now he's getting a taste of what he put Bella through — a taste that looks a lot like Drake.

Shall we take a trip down memory lane and see how much better all of their exes are doing than them?

Rihanna

After dating on and off from 2010 to 2016, Rihanna is officially over Drake, and has moved onto billionaire boyfriend Hassan Jameel.

Jennifer Lopez

"Love at first sight," Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez opened up about their romance in the December 2017 issue for Vanity Fair.

I can see Drake crasturbating to their 2016 romance now.

Serena Williams

For years, beginning in 2011, Drake attended Williams' matches while cheering for her, rapping about her, tweeting about her and posting congratulatory photos on Instagram.

Rumors were confirmed when the two were spotted kissing, but now, she has a baby and is getting dicked down by the love of her life.

Nicki Minaj

Do you even remember the beef between Meek Mill and Drake, which was literally ALL about Minaj? But now she's with Nas because only KINGS recognize QUEENS.

So were does the Weeknd fit into this?

Well, Bella and Selena both came out victorious.

Bella Hadid

Rumored to be dating (the Weeknd's ex friend) Drake, not only has Bella moved on, but she moved on to the one person who would piss the Weeknd off most.

Plus, yesterday, despite certainly hearing of Gomez and the Weeknd's split, she's out here posting pics of herself with roses, wine and ice cream, completely unbothered.

Is this the face of someone who's cares?

Selena Gomez

Finally, Jelena have reunited, and all is at balance in the universe again. Even yesterday, immediately following the announcement of her split with the Weeknd, she was seen smiling while biking to greet fans.

Not a care in the world.

Hopefully Drake and the Weeknd can rekindle their friendship, because if they don't they'll have nothing left. Besides, we know Bella won't stay with Drake long — they apparently never do.

@carolinephinney