I can’t stop laughing at this loser crying as his ‘feminist girlfriend’ flirts with another guy
‘She stopped giving me blowjobs!’
by Amanda Ross
I don't normally like to take pleasure in the pain of others, but watching this shitbag cry makes me so happy I'm practically orgasmic.
So here's the story: This guy is worried his girlfriend is cheating on him for a few reasons, including her being a feminist, her new haircut, and her reluctance to give him unlimited blowjobs.
He's also incredibly disgusted that she doesn't want to shave anymore, either. As soon as I saw the look on his face when he says "feminist", I knew I was in for a wild ride. He looks absolutely bewildered.
He was so worried about it, he enlisted the help of an obscure YouTube channel called To Catch a Cheater to send an actor in to flirt with his girlfriend and see what she does. They deployed a very good-looking dude in gym clothes and — strangely — a BlueTooth earpiece (?!) to chat her up while she did her homework outside a coffee shop.
And that's where things get spicy!
The Actor is nice and respectful but forward. He tells her he's a civil rights lawyer (ayyy!) and they chat about that for a while before he asks if she has a boyfriend. She says yes, but calls it an "open relationship" which is clearly the first her boyfriend's ever heard of that.
She gives The Actor her number, and at one point literally lets out what the closed captioning calls an orgasmic giggle. You're doing amazing, sweetie!
And who could blame her?! Her boyfriend was so incensed that she wasn't a hairless blowjob machine that he tried to trick her into being unfaithful on camera. I bet their relationship was fucking miserable IRL.
This is where he breaks down, much to my delight:
Yes, because flirting with a random coffee shop dude means you're a big whore, according to her boyfriend. I hope her and The Actor get married in real life and he stays sad forever.
Here's the kicker: the boyfriend thinks all of this is unfair because he's good looking, too. Not surprised that a guy who thinks a haircut is an identity crisis, but it's still nice to have some confirmation bias.
This is the kind of guy who thinks the world is separated into two kids of men: alphas and cucks. The vitriol he feels for feminists says it all. Well sorry, dude, but you just got cucked.
Watch the full video here:
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