Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are officially back together
There are photos of them snuggling….
by Amanda Ross
This hurts me as much as it hurts you. I am pained to announce that after a 10-month break during which she dated The Weeknd, Selena Gomez decided to get back together with Justin Bieber.
At this point, their relationship is only going to end one of two ways: in wedding bliss, or a Sid-and-Nancy situation.
#Jelena (I’m so, so sorry) have been spotted together a lot since Selena came forward with news about her Lupus-spurred kidney transplant surgery this summer. Honestly, medical emergencies and illnesses do have a way of reconciling broken relationships so this isn’t that surprising.
So here they are today riding cute bikes together or whatever:
I SAW THE PICTURES AND THOUGHT THEY WERE MANIPS !!!!!!! but man they are real they are together AGAIN JUSTIN AND SELENA TOGETHER AGAIN 😍❤️🤤 pic.twitter.com/VNmAdP21rV
— justin and selena. ♡ (@legitjelena) November 1, 2017
Aaaand here they are literally snuggling:
📸 | Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber today. pic.twitter.com/Cjn4S93dQN
— Selena Gomez Source (@GomezSource) November 1, 2017
This is the part where we could make jokes about her not listening to Dua Lipa’s New Rules, or how the heart wants what it wants, or how buns out/weiner/but I gotta keep an eye out for Selenerrrr.
But I won’t. This is the part where I say I truly don’t give a shit.
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