These hilarious tweets about the new Lion King movie have me screaming in my house right now
The Beyoncé King
by Amanda Ross
You know when your friend sends you a 3-minute video and you reply 45 seconds in with "I'M SCREAMING ASMKLASIK!!!!!" but…you're not screaming because you didn't watch that dumbass video that dumbass baby covered in peanut butter?
Well I am ACTUALLY screaming right now at these memes. I wanted to provide my phone number for proof but my coworkers talked me out of it because certainly one of y'all would have used it to find and murder me for what I wrote about Adele.
Anyway! As we all know, the new Lion King movie's cast was announced a few days ago and it was truly a work of budget-less brilliance.
I'm not kidding, like how much do you think Beyonce's paycheck is for this thing? Like $129249 million dollars? Or are they just paying her in loose gems at this point? Here are the best tweets about the soon-to-be Greatest Movie of Our Time:
u think disney would let migos use autotune if they played the hyenas in lion king?
— Jacoby (@40oz_SOMETHING) November 5, 2017
The Lion King 2019
Nala: "Simba, I’m here to take you home"
— Beyoncé Reactions (@ReactionBeyonce) November 2, 2017
I wonder if Beyoncé had to audition for the lion king or if she called Disney and was just like “I’m Nala now.”
— Em 🦇 (@emeeleeee) November 2, 2017
me when i go to watch incredibles 2 and lion king and the theatre is filled with noisy kids pic.twitter.com/mPJWaTamew
— william shookspeare (@dracomallfoys) November 2, 2017
it's not called the lion king anymore. if beyonces in it, it's called the lion queen. it's nala's movie now
— Ziwe (@ziwe) November 2, 2017
Lion King (1994) vs Lion King (2019) pic.twitter.com/82ByHvhU2k
— renata’s eyepatch (@_jamestgreen) November 2, 2017
Eric Andre is in that new Lion King remake. pic.twitter.com/iR9dmIEhQk
— Sh💫💫ty Refutey👉 (@mirrorsnowings) November 2, 2017
The Hive in the movie theatre during The Lion King: https://t.co/410LJmHn4h
— shook. (@chrstvphr) November 1, 2017
I’m happy with most of the Lion King cast but THIS could be a big mistake: pic.twitter.com/NHuU8Etzc7
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) November 1, 2017
Bey better be contractually obligated to promote the Lion King pic.twitter.com/rAgYCY8Cwe
— btw (@beyvante) November 5, 2017
“do it look like i got left off lion king” pic.twitter.com/g7Z8JNbGoc
— NaijaBoy (@KingFlygerian) November 5, 2017
if gambino doesn't say "girl why is you lyin, girl why you mufasa" in the new lion king movie then it's just all kinda pointless
— リール (@yung_reel) November 5, 2017
How my mother thought they planned on filming the ‘live action’ Lion King pic.twitter.com/ov6lshpB0t
— Lightfoot (@Nurolight) November 5, 2017
Lion king : So Beyoncé why are u avoiding promoting ?
— lament thomas (@Official_Lament) November 5, 2017
The Lion King remake is gonna be trash too. But we are going to pretend to like it because of Beyonce. pic.twitter.com/qdGQ9yI9C7
— #StopSuckSick2018 (@id0rkable) November 5, 2017
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