It's that time of the year, my poor, single bitches: motherfucking cuffing season, when you sink your claws into some poor, unsuspecting person and trap them indoors with you for the duration of the cold weather. But how will you fare?
Will you successfully snare that special someone with you love and affection, or will you have to drag your thirsty ass out on the town over Christmas break just to catch some dick before the end of 2017? Take this quiz and find out.
Who is Candace Owens? What you need to know about the far-right activist Kanye West tweeted about
She’s been called a shill for the far-right
by Harry Shukman
Candace Owens shot to fame this week when Kanye West tweeted that he "loves the way she thinks." Owens, who has made a career from spouting inflammatory conservative views, is an employee of Turning Point USA, a secretively funded far-right organization committed to, among other things, exposing professors for being left wing.Activist Shaun King wrote…
Literally just dozens of pictures of Rihanna smoking weed
by Ari Bines
It's a scientific fact that Rihanna is the best celebrity. She's gorgeous, stylish, savage, hilarious, a full-on humanitarian and she loves murdering men in her music videos — perfect human being! But honestly, I don't think she could do it if she wasn't stoned literally all the time. Don't believe me? Really? After all this…
These drug-fueled sex horror stories will make you get sober and find Jesus
Put down the blunt, sis!
by Katie Way
We all know about sex, drugs and rock and roll. I mean, I hate the way guitars sound and I'm a sober virgin (right Mom?), but I'm like… aware of them. But a lot of girls mix hooking up and getting high, and it's not always pretty. In honor of Weed Day (legalize it, end…