You’re unattractive if you’re wearing any of these things, according to the men of the internet
Don’t even try and fuck with denim
There are rules, and then there are men-of-the-internet-rules.
Some examples of rules include stopping for red lights, saying no to drugs and replacing the toilet paper roll when you use the last square. Some examples of rules according to men of the internet include never wearing rain boots, sweaters or shorts.
A new survey by dating app "Hater," shows the top turnoffs for guys include turtlenecks, tattoos, dog filters, leopard print and makeup, but why stop there? Why not find out what else we shouldn't be wearing?
It doesn't matter how much it's raining, put your soggy Keds back on. The men don't want to see your boots.
Why do girls wear rain boots? It’s not a hurricane girl. It’s a sprinkle.
— Lane Michael (@peacesnotpieces) October 31, 2017
We already knew about the dog filters, but apparently it's ALL filters that bother them. Technology is a place for men to enjoy murdering animated people with guns in video games, not flower crown filters.
Girls you can't wear cutesy Snapchat filters on your face IRL so don't bother hiding behind them on Tinder #GuessWhatImDoing
— Rob Spear (@Robbo1992x) November 4, 2017
This one is tricky. Of course you have to wear makeup, but you can't wear too much of it. Otherwise, people might actually know you're wearing it.
I hate retarded ass girls that proclaim self health and still wear makeup u fuckin idiot
— Aaron (@BasiliereAaron) October 3, 2017
Girls why do you wear sooo much makeup???
— Tee_Bee I (@t_burnette) October 27, 2017
Why do girls wear those fake eyebrows that look like proper slugs sliding off their face
— Ciaran 🇮🇪 (@cixran01) October 9, 2017
We wouldn't want to forget about all the alternative spellings out there.
Hate those girls who wear make-ups to make themselves pretty 😑
— Checkmate (@ImNathanMarcus) November 1, 2017
This one kills two birds with one stone, because who knew they didn't like horses either?
i hate when horse girls wear ripped jeans
— honey boi (@henndrip) October 22, 2017
But hold out on tight shorts, because guys don't really like those either, and they'll definitely let you know when you wear them.
I hate when girls wear baggy short shorts that are pulled up waist-high. You look like you're wearing a fucking full diaper.
— Weest (@weesterner) October 11, 2017
Literally anything high-waisted
There are so many Tweets about men hating high-wasted clothing that I had to close my eyes and pick three at random. I swear I was starting to get dizzy.
Why do fat girls shove their stomach into high waisted jeans like they slick?
— Tskud (@BluntsOnly666) September 28, 2017
Why don't you complain about things, that really need to stop? Like high waisted jeans, that make girls' butts look stupid AF?
— Reecey/ TH ♉ (@peppershomie) October 1, 2017
why girls be wearing high waisted bikinis lmfaoooooooooo
— d (@_dayronn) June 27, 2017
We like a lot of things fake, but definitely not eyelashes.
i never understood why girls wear fake eyelashes
— Sleepy Leo (@LeeFloww) November 4, 2017
Maybe you haven't heard, but Chad is not impressed by your costume, so maybe just try not dressing up next year.
Why didn’t any girls wear Halloween costumes that showed off their great personalities instead of trying to get Chad’s attention
— Govea (@jake_govea) November 1, 2017
"The bigger the hoop the bigger the HO" . . . oh no they heard you having fun again.
the more girls that wear hoop earrings the more i hate them
— kenny (@mxkenn) October 5, 2017
This one is weirdly specific, so I guess it's at least kind of constructive. Thanks Leo.
Why do girls wear those big ass black hats that make them look like a farmer
— leo (@LeonardCowalski) October 23, 2017
"Only fat girls wear crop tops," and we hate women and their bodies, too.
Why only fat girls wear crop tops
— McSteve (@Steve_samnsally) November 2, 2017
Colored eye contacts
You're not allowed to alter things you're born with. You wouldn't, I don't know, cut your hair or get a piercing, would you?
Why do Asian girls like to wear colored eye contacts
— Victor Llanes (@VicThehuman) October 18, 2017
Who do you think you are? Bob Dylan?
Why do girls wear shades when it’s not even sunny outside? 🤔
— UNTOUCHABLE🤒 (@King_XMW) November 1, 2017
You already have hair. Why do you need more hair?
WHY DO GIRLS WITH GOOD HAIR WEAR WIGS!????????
— Durag Daddy (@JukeboxTherapy) October 15, 2017
Especially if you're "hot." Ugly girls are safe. For now.
why do hot girls always wear beat up stan smiths?
— Seth Hess (@AKidNamedSethie) October 15, 2017
No girl in the history of the world has EVER know how to skateboard.
Why the fuck do girls wear thrasher shirts…. TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!!!
— @Ben666 (@BenBsyrjala) October 14, 2017
You might give some extremely sensitive guy a headache, you ungrateful swine.
WHY DO SOME GIRLS FEEL THE NEED TO WEAR PERFUME THAT LITERALLY GIVES YOU A HEADACHE IF YOU COME WITHIN 10 FEET OF THEM
— Nathan Jones (@Nathan_Jones3) October 6, 2017
Sweaters with cleavage
If you're going to cover up, you're going to cover all the way up. There are no gray areas in fashion. It's not like they make pockets hands don't fit in, or fingerless gloves.
Why do girls wear sweaters with clevage? Isnt that counter productive?
— Tanner (@ImTannerThanU) October 9, 2017
Don't spray perfume on your dirty clothing either, because headache boy might not like it.
Why do girls need different outfit for every night out, if I like a shirt you can guarantee I’ll wear it on every night out for next 2 years
— Christopher Taylor (@_ChrisTayIor) October 7, 2017
ESPECIALLY under jeans.
Why do girls wear fishnets under jeans?
— Chester Copperpot (@murphymacdeezy) September 10, 2017
We don't care if you have back problems, because we left personal ailments in 2017, too.
Why do girls still wear bras? Let's leave them in 2017 #FreeTheNipple
— jorge (@JorgePlus7) October 10, 2017
If you're going to swim, you're going to allow other people judge your body while doing so.
Why do fat girls on holiday always wear a robe thing over their bikini, asif it's going to makes them not fat
— George Teague-Smith (@George13Teague) September 12, 2017
Just in general.
why do girls wear clothes
— Jay (@jasonhickman66) October 13, 2017
There are so many more women's clothing items guys on the internet hate, but I literally couldn't spend any more time scrolling. I was starting to feel bad for the ones who fired off these bizarre tweets in the first place, and that's a dangerous road to go down.
Plus, I'm wearing high-waisted jeans.
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