Eminem and Beyoncé have a new song and I’ll give you one guess to figure out whose bit is better
This is beyoncé’s song now
Eminem is officially back with the most random collaboration 2017 has offered us yet.
With rumors of new music from the rapper swirling online, he just dropped a brand new single, "Walk on Water," off his upcoming album Revival, with Beyoncé of all people.
Earlier today, Twitter was losing it over Beyoncé's braids, saying this must mean we have new music coming, because she usually wears them when recording. But nobody could have predicted this.
Luckily, we don't have to focus too much on Eminem and his self-deprecating lyrics, because as soon as Beyonce's vocals come in, we've forgotten he's on the track.
"I'm not God sent" he raps, "and I'm not Prince," as if we needed him to clear that up for us.
Beyoncé's vocals are seriously unreal
me hearing Beyoncé’s vocals vs when Eminem comes on pic.twitter.com/NlYU7MRXD5
— Danny (@localblackicon) November 10, 2017
And people are managing to enjoy it despite Eminem
I just want it to be known I’m listening to this damn Eminem song SOLELY because of Beyoncé and I fucking abhor his very existence
— THE HOOD ORACLE (@MADBLACKTHOT) November 10, 2017
twitter: "EMINEM JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG"
me: "Okay, and?"
twitter: "BEYONCE IS ON IT"
— Thomas Moore (@Thomas_A_Moore) November 10, 2017
*trying to enjoy Beyoncé in peace*
*enter Eminem’s voice* pic.twitter.com/sR8KTvM7PI
— Martin Luther Kween (@YoungBossquiat) November 10, 2017
forcing myself to listen to this Eminem song solely because Beyoncé’s in it pic.twitter.com/cwqdgZJSgx
— griffin (@GRlFFERS) November 10, 2017
— Peryn♡ (@pmullen26) November 10, 2017
Most are just really, really confused
working on getting eminem out of this song
— mixed. (@beyonce_posts) November 10, 2017
why is beyoncé forcing me to listen to an eminem song…
— 🧚🏽♂️ (@beyonseh) November 10, 2017
But the true fans are forgiving her for her mistake
Listen, we are going to pretend this Eminem and Beyoncé song did not happen. It does not exist. Everyone makes mistakes. Beyoncé just made her first. We are giving her the benefit of the doubt. pic.twitter.com/rOeHT94qrc
— Jon (@prasejeebus) November 10, 2017
We've all made mistakes, like that freestyle rap Eminem did about Trump last month.
I love Beyoncé as much as the next, but I swear Jay-Z made her do this.
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