Tumblr found proof Eve was innocent this whole time and Adam was the world’s first fuckboy
This sounds like every story about men ever
by Una Dabiero
We all think we know the story of Adam and Eve. God made this couple and put them in paradise, then Eve let the devil talk her into eating the bad apple and God cast them into the hellhole we call human existence. It seems like every time we hear this story, we hear about how Eve committed the first sin. Think about it: your granny or your church's gossiper definitely told you Eve disobeyed God like these disobedient feminists disobey the Patriarchy, and she made us all pay for it.
But like most things I was told by institutions as a child, this take is super wrong. Eve was fucking innocent. And Adam was the fuckboy that let her (and humanity) take this fall.
This user on tumblr. set the truth free by recounting how Genesis really went down.
See, the part of the story everyone glazes over is Adam was the only one who knew the fruit was forbidden. God made Adam and told him not to eat from the tree before he even created Eve. Then, Adam let Eve eat the apple without telling her it was bad, making the first sin “man's passive nature."
Honestly, when you think about it, this sounds like something that would happen today. A man not interfering when he knows something is wrong? A man abusing his power to make a woman look bad? I hear those stories every damn day.
People realized this officially means all men are fuckboys.
Even Adam ain't shit.
And they really ARE the root of all evil.
It's pretty fucked up Eve's narrative has been altered to make women think their nature is sinful. If you need me, I'll be spreading word that like most women I know, Eve was an angel who got blamed for her man's issues. I guess Kylie Jenner was right when she said this was the year of realizing things.