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Just a list of guys sexier than ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Blake Shelton
It’s a long, long list
by Katie Way
The fact that Blake Shelton was named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine is honestly insulting. I see sexier men every day of my life, and not just because I have a calendar with shirtless firefighters on it.
I am sick and tired of the mainstream media trying to shove men with multiple barbed wire tattoos down our throats, and I'm definitely not the only person who feels this way. babe's entire staff is seething, and so is the internet.
The list of men in the entertainment industry more deserving of the "Sexiest Man Alive" title is long. The list of men in general is only as limited as your imagination. Here's a sampling of the men that we firmly believe have more sex appeal than sentient Confederate flag belt buckle Blake Shelton:
1. George Clooney
2. Donald Glover
3. Steven Yeun
4. Michael Fassbender
5. Drake
6. The counter guy at the deli where we always get lunch
7. Andrew Garfield
8. Bernie Sanders
9. Eric André
10. Adam Driver
11. Idris Elba
12. Christophe Waltz
13. My high school calc teacher
14. Jeff Goldblum
15. Young Steve Buscemi
16. Ryan Gosling
17. Channing Tatum
18. Daddy Yankee
19. Justin Bieber
20. The bodyguard who let Rihanna roll a blunt on his head
21. Nathan Fielder
22. Lee Byung-hun
23. Chance the Rapper
24. Jake Gyllenhaal
25. Stephen Colbert
26. Robin Hood (the fox version)
27. Ben Schwartz
28. Chiwetel Ejiofor
29. Any dentist who's higher than a 6/10
30. Dev Patel
31. Both Francos, but only at the same time
32. Javier Bardem
33. Lil Peep
34. This guy I follow on Instagram who works with exotic pets (??)
35. Tom Hanks
36. Eminem
37. Cole Sprouse
38. Ed Sheeran (he has an amazing personality!)
39. Barack Obama
40. Elon Musk
41. 21 Savage
42. Bruce Springsteen
43. The architect I made out with on New Year's Eve last year
44. Elijah Wood
45. Dan Bilzerian
46. Hannibal Buress
47. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
48. Danny Trejo
49. Christian Bale
50. Leonardo DiCaprio vaping and listening to MGMT during sex
51. Ezra Miller
52. Jackie Chan
53. Evan Peters
54. Everyone in the video for Boys by Charli XCX, but especially Riz Ahmed
55. Chance the Rapper
56. Ryan from The Office. Not B.J. Novak. Ryan from The Office.
57. Scott Disick (sorry!)
58. Salt Bae
59. Chris Pratt
60. Bradley Cooper
61. Nas
62. Macklemore
63. The Blink-182 guy who's obsessed with aliens now
64. Harrison Ford in both 1977 and 2017
65. Father John Misty
66. Gucci Mane pre-sobriety
67. Colin Kaepernick
68. Ed Norton
69. Heath Ledger's ghost
70. Brad Pitt