Everything you aren’t allowed to do on Snapchat if you’re a girl
No filters and no fun!
by Katie Way
It's hard being a woman on social media, because there are so many rules that you have to follow. Even on Snapchat, the most carefree platform because everything disappears in 24 hours max, it turns out there's a very strict code of conduct for girls online.
If this comes as a shock to you, don't worry. We rounded up all of the behaviors that are absolutely unacceptable to do as a person using Snapchat who is also a woman. Read up and wise up, or else some strangers online will be fucking pissed.
Don't express emotions
I hate some girls rants on Snapchat like you won’t fight anyone so just shut up no one cares
— Gracie Angeloff (@Gb13Gracie) October 25, 2017
I hate girls Snapchat stories, because they are either fishing for compliments, or complaining about shit that doesn’t matter. -Jeb
— Carson (@WheatonCarson) October 8, 2017
i hate when girls snapchat their ceilings and just vent bro i do not follow you for this POST SOME ASS
— Johhny Pastrami (@tristinc1) November 9, 2017
This is Womanhood 101, so it should come as a surprise to zero girls reading this: don't you dare let anyone else know when you're feeling something! Even though you're obviously a hyper-emotional, sensitive, feminine mess, please keep that shit to yourself.
Don't post selfies
I hate when girls Snapchat you selfies with no words. It's like I'm talking to a brick wall most of the time
— Christian Clapper (@cclapper199) September 18, 2017
Biggest hate is girls videoing and posing to their selves on snapchat!
— DG. (@DeclanGraham13) September 20, 2017
Girls, ew, put that shit away! And by that shit, I mean your face. Can we see a picture of like, you and a group of people or something? Just mix it up. Seriously.
Don't have fun in public
Hate opening my Snapchat on a Sunday morning and seeing EVERY girls story at some fucking bar screaming the lyrics to bodak yellow smh
— Jesse Angelone (@Jesse_Angelone) October 1, 2017
Hate girls Snapchat stories on nights out when there’s about 40 of them in a taxi like YERRRRR heyor taxi man wots your nayum being all gobby and mouthy and all
— joe (@JoeOBrien444) November 10, 2017
Okay, I know I told you to try posting a group shot, but not like this! And especially not if you have the nerve to yell in a video, the most subtle of mediums. My ears are bleeding.
I hate girls on snapchat who get drunk and are obsessed with themselves and take a bunch of videos. it's me- I hate myself
— kat. (@HurricaneK96) July 14, 2017
I hate a drunk girls Snapchat story
— Ry McDaniel (@RyanDannyPoo) July 23, 2017
I hate when girls Snapchat every sip they take of their alcoholic beverage. Like, I get it bitch. You're drinking.
— Ally❥. (@HeyImAllyssa) October 15, 2017
Does anyone else hate those stupid fucking videos of girls taking shots/drinks? I don't drink for Snapchat I drink to get drunk
— cale (@caleighidk) October 13, 2017
The drinking age might be 21, but you're NEVER old enough to drink and Snap! If I see a drop of alcohol touch your lips on your Snapstory, I immediately fling my phone across the room and call poison control.
Don't do this very cool, very specific thing
I really fucking hate those snapchat stories of girls with fake nails using fidget spinners and I don't know why
— anna 🍒 (@yunghydra) July 8, 2017
Uh, yeah, I'd for sure be mad as hell to see someone doing the coolest possible thing online. If you have videos of yourself spinning a fidget spinner in dagger-like acrylics definitely don't tweet it at me, because I would be super into it as an aesthetic flex and save it on my phone.
Don't use filters
Hate it when girls upload selfies using Snapchat filters and all their mates comment how beautiful they look. Aww you look nice as a dog hun
— Kieran Edwards (@kieranedwards11) August 23, 2017
I hate those snapchat face filters. Girls out here using them before they take an actual picture as if it enhances their face.
— Mmazing (@myles_rmitchell) September 22, 2017
I wonder if guys hate when girls use the pretty Snapchat filter as much as I hate it when they do.
— Amy H (@hayyesamyy) October 13, 2017
Fuck augmented reality and fuck having fun. Filters are for liars and harlots, and Snapchat is using them to push the weird, gross narrative that animals are hot. Give me reality, un-retouched, or give me death.
Don't bite your lip
I hate when girls bite their lip on Snapchat, trying to look all cute. Like please stop.
— nisla (@NislaFM) October 9, 2017
That's dangerous! What if someone bumps into you and you bite your whole lip off! Where will your filters be then?
i hate when girls record themselves eating on snapchat lmao
— mangekyō (@_felipe_07_) July 16, 2017
Hate when girls video themselves eating on snapchat you're not cute you look like a twat
— lauren (@lauren_amy1998) September 26, 2017
I hate the idea that women need to subsist on anything other than celebrity drama and water is absolutely disgusting to me, and I insist that you do not shatter my illusion with a video of you eating. Not even if it's a sexy food, like a banana or grits.
Don't care about Snapchat
I hate that girls have been taught that their worth is deemed by whether or not a boy will Snapchat them back or like their insta pic
— Vivian Medina 🐮🐶 (@vivlaneymedina) July 28, 2017
As we already went over, you're not supposed to care about anything. But you should especially not care about Snapchat and whether or not someone ignores you, because it's not like that's fundamentally rude or anything!
You know what, don't even use Snapchat
I hate when guys and girls put their whole life on Snapchat they literally have to snap everything 💀
— Ruben gallegos ⚡️☄️ (@rubenjr210) October 21, 2017
Actually hate girls who put 5 min long snapchat stories of the same shite every fucking night, we get it, your “getting fucked” no one cares
— ™ Hall (@ThomasHall99) November 1, 2017
I hate girls on snapchat
— Wilson. (@Kyle74955142) September 26, 2017
Delete the app, delete your account, sit alone in your room and think about the horrible Snap-crimes you've committed. Maybe, just maybe, if you're repentant then the Internet Police will let you back online in a few months.