Your weekly love and sex horoscope is here

You already know this week is going to be a good one because it's only Monday and it's basically over.

With Thanksgiving in a few days we'll be heading home just in time to catch every single ex we never wanted to see again. But with all that red wine and rum to go around, we definitely will.

Here's what we have to look forward to:

ARIES

Put a relationship to the test.

Holidays are a great time to see where you stand with someone, because you need to know what you're going to tell your friends and family. Try dropping a few hints about moving things forward, and you'll be surprised at how well they respond.

If there isn't someone special, it may be someone from your past who's been waiting on you.

TAURUS

Figure out why you want this thing to begin with.

Whoever you've been chasing after could be more work than they're worth, and that'll become obvious to you while you're surrounded by so many friends in relationships that are working.

Take a look at what the people around you have and then consider if what you have is worth all the struggle.

GEMINI

You'll be pursued relentlessly by someone this week.

Of course home for the holidays means ex lovers crawling out from the shadows, but you may get more than you bargained for this time around.

If it's someone you've been trying to move on from, telling them you're busy with friends and family is always a good shout. But there's never anything wrong with one last shag for good measure.

CANCER

Realize how much you enjoy being alone.

Lately you've been spending most of your time thinking about dating and worrying about relationships, but that wasn't always you.

Some time away from it all will remind you of how independent you are, and how much you really do enjoy being single. Plus, no ties means you can fuck whoever you want while you're home.

LEO

Understand the feeling isn't exactly mutual.

Just because you're falling in love doesn't mean the other person is, and you have a pretty wild week in front of you in terms of figuring out where you and a special someone stand.

Don't let yourself get tangled up in them just because they're doing the bare minimum. You're better than they are.

VIRGO

Stop worrying about feelings and get down to everything sexual.

It's good to test things out and make sure you're both on the same page before throwing caution to the wind and sneaking away on lunch breaks to fuck, but this week you've waited long enough.

Maybe it's someone new, or maybe it's a high school fling you'll see while home, but you're definitely going to be all over one another.

LIBRA

Body language is the name of your game this week.

You don't always have to be so overt with people about how you're feeling, because sometimes it can be downright tiring. Instead of telling someone how you feel, try showing them, and things may begin to make more sense.

Sometime people need you to spell it out for them, and a look back or a wink could do just that. Perhaps more?

SCORPIO

A secret relationship will become obvious to others.

Maybe you're the only one who knows how you're feeling, or perhaps your partner is in on it too, but suddenly there are about to be a ton of eyes on you, and you'll want to be prepared.

Know how you're going to answer questions and phrase it all, because there's no escaping this one with all your friends and family around.

SAGITTARIUS

Past relationships are all about to come to a head for you.

You're going to have to decide who it is you want to leave in the past, and who, if anyone, you want to move forward with.

Holidays have a way of making you dredge up everything you've buried in the past year, and when that happens, people you left behind come with it. When the time comes, you'll know exactly what to do.

CAPRICORN

Consider ending a relationship that's causing you stress.

Holidays are a good time to re-focus your attention and decide who you want to keep in your life and who you want to leave in 2017.

Go ahead and give them one more shot, but nothing past that. This is their week to prove to you that they are worth that space they are taking up in your life, and if they can't, then move on.

AQUARIUS

Get ready to make a big decision regarding someone you like.

Where there's a relationship there's space for revision, and lately you've been feeling the need to fix something. Maybe it's your sex life that's not living up to expectations, or maybe you've been re-considering a commitment you've made to someone. Either way, now is the time to clear things up.

Just do it before December comes along and you still don't know where you stand.

PISCES

You'll have a hard time keeping your hands to yourself this holiday.

Not in a creepy way — you're not a loser — but in a fun, consensual, you both want to fuck each other's brains out way.

Just remember that your aunt is probably in the room next door and doesn't need to hear every bit of you and your high school crush reuniting.

No matter what your horoscope, the holidays have a funny way of bringing past flings back into our lives and making us reconsider the ones we're currently in.

Save some room for desert.

@carolinephinney