Poor Demi Lovato was just made into another meme and I feel bad but like…it’s really funny
We didn’t leave Poot in 2016
by Amanda Ross
Let me just preface this whole article by saying I’m rooting for our girl Demi. I thought Cool For the Summer was a certified Jam (Turn It Up) and her documentary made me think of her as more than just the girl who fell down in the pool on MTV’s Spring Break:
What is it about her that makes Demi so meme-able? Even when she’s trying to be earnest, the internet (OK, it’s mostly Gay/Stan Twitter that does this) turns her into a meme.
A few weeks ago, a clip from her documentary was made into one. In the video, Demi is describing a manic episode in which she punches her backup dancer for snitching on her drug use. Demi very seriously recalls her train of thought and says, “I’m gonna beat this bitch up.” And you can guess what happened next:
Solange when the elevator doors closed pic.twitter.com/eY4qI1ozno
— Hot Dog Water (@lardashian_) November 6, 2017
Bacteria: Hey sis
White Blood Cell: pic.twitter.com/6gtvbsfWau
— أسود (@NasMaraj) November 7, 2017
A few days later, she posted some Snapchats of her sexy cop Halloween costume. Very predictably, this is what went down:
how i leave therapy after lying the whole time and making no progress pic.twitter.com/1I7IvPNa3G
— gumball stan account (@ugsadkid) November 7, 2017
How twitter gays leave target after rearranging the cds so their fav could be at the front pic.twitter.com/0QFnTejkRR
— ➰ (@jasonsproblem) November 6, 2017
Last night, we were blessed with yet another Demimeme. For reasons unknown (a video, maybe?) Demi posted this photo to her Twitter account:
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) November 22, 2017
It took exactly 30 seconds until it turned into this:
guy: gets a girl fries because he was already driving thru on the way to her house and it was like an extra $2
bare minimum twitter: https://t.co/8O9Tm3yXMR
— viking (feat. pitbull) (@NOTVIKING) November 23, 2017
Have you been counting? That’s three memes in like, three weeks. Part of me feels bad for Demi because I know she wants to be taken seriously as an artist. But at the same time, mama needs her memes. And Miss Demetria is a never-ending fountain of Twitter gags.
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