Can you pass this insane Vine knowledge test? If you can’t, get off of our website
Step the fuck up, Kyle!
by Katie Way
Even though Vine is dead, it lives on through all of us believers (and through the archived site which still hosts the original videos).
Twitter user @maimdx shared a very official-looking Vine Test on Monday with both a multiple choice and a true or false section, AKA the best kind of test, and it quickly went viral.
i made a test so u can weed out all the fakes in ur life 😈🙅🏻😍💦😎thank me later pic.twitter.com/qimUDzYZP5
— Mai (@maimdx) November 28, 2017
Our love of Vines here at babe is well-documented, so obviously when we saw a Vine Test circulating on Twitter, we knew we had to write about it.
Obviously, I passed with flying colors. The test references classic Vines like "What are thooooose?" as well as cult classics like "Hi, my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow," and if you don't understand this sentence then you might as well stop reading now.
Me if I were to look into that mirror from Harry Potter pic.twitter.com/ekNiwkitGK
— CONQUEROR OF BOOBS DCLXVI (@bloodxbathe) November 12, 2017
We'll probably never get Vine back because of profit models and the Illuminati or whatever, but we definitely aren't going to forget about it either. Take the test for yourself to see if you're a real Vine fan.
I'm sending this test to everybody I know, and if they can't pass it then I'm cutting them off. Sorry, Grandma!
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