There’s a new proposed law to make glitter illegal, but I’m not going down without a fight
Absolutely fucking not!
by Katie Way
Some very un-lit scientists, apparently determined to turn the world into a shimmer-free hellscape, have deemed glitter a "global hazard," even going as far as recommending that "all glitter be banned" — and I'm furious.
It's particularly easy for glitter to enter the ocean due to its small size and presence in washable cosmetics. Fish and other marine animals can even mistake glitter for food, which can result in glitter ending up in the seafood that we end up eating. And that's… bad, definitely.
But that being said, if there's no glitter then how the fuck am I going to let my friends know that I'm particularly down to get wasted on a Saturday night? Glitter is an essential element of any party-friendly look, and an excellent visual reminder that I am a beacon of light to those around me.
The end of glitter means that the only makeup finish we're going to be left with is matte. Matte. Excuse me, am I at a fucking job interview?
The world is already on fire. If it's not environmental collapse, it'll be nuclear war or some kind of antibiotic resistant super plague.
The apocalypse is coming, people, and I'd rather die gleaming than live muted.
Blake, there’s people that are dying
The actress tries out for the Oppression Olympics
by Amanda Ross
SPOTTED: Our favorite Upper East Sider bizarrely grasping at some perceived slight, all in the name of feminism. Blake Lively is currently on a press tour promoting her new movie, A Simple Favor. Have you seen it yet? Yeah, me neither. Blake, known for her love of fashion, has worn many suits during the tour,…
MOOD: Real Housewife Kim Zolciak photoshopped her infant’s lips to make them look bigger
This is the realest
by Harry Shukman
We should never have expected anything less from Kim Zolciak, the surgery princess of the Real Housewives oeuvre, but she has edited a photo of her infant daughter to make her lips look bigger.Look at this throwback portrait of Ariana Biermann, posted by Atlanta power mom Kim, a couple days ago: Now look at the…
This brand’s attempt to be woke backfired with a horrific, fat-shaming sweatshirt
I’m sorry, WHAT?
by Nian Hu
These days, most brands are trying to be more inclusive and body positive. From Dove's Real Beauty Campaign to Aerie's #AerieREAL campaign, companies everywhere are scrambling to appeal to women who aren't a size zero.And while we can (and should!) criticize these brands for only pandering to the body positive movement in a shallow attempt…