There’s a new proposed law to make glitter illegal, but I’m not going down without a fight
Absolutely fucking not!
by Katie Way
Some very un-lit scientists, apparently determined to turn the world into a shimmer-free hellscape, have deemed glitter a "global hazard," even going as far as recommending that "all glitter be banned" — and I'm furious.
It's particularly easy for glitter to enter the ocean due to its small size and presence in washable cosmetics. Fish and other marine animals can even mistake glitter for food, which can result in glitter ending up in the seafood that we end up eating. And that's… bad, definitely.
But that being said, if there's no glitter then how the fuck am I going to let my friends know that I'm particularly down to get wasted on a Saturday night? Glitter is an essential element of any party-friendly look, and an excellent visual reminder that I am a beacon of light to those around me.
The end of glitter means that the only makeup finish we're going to be left with is matte. Matte. Excuse me, am I at a fucking job interview?
The world is already on fire. If it's not environmental collapse, it'll be nuclear war or some kind of antibiotic resistant super plague.
The apocalypse is coming, people, and I'd rather die gleaming than live muted.
Kylie Jenner’s GFF, Jordyn Woods, actually can’t model for shit
She looks constipated
by Ari Bines
Having been a follower of Ms. Jenner's Snapchat for quite some time now, I've come to the conclusion the youngest of the Kardashian Kult only shares one of four things on her Snap stories: her ugly-ass dogs, sneak peeks of the latest Kylie Cosmetic, herself and videos with girlfriend forever and half-assed model, Jordyn Woods.…
White people need to stop wearing the Chinese Qipao print
It has a long history, and you’re not part of it
by Grace Cheng
If you've gone shopping recently, you’ve probably seen a print that looks a little something like this:Pretty, right? What you probably don't know is this print comes from the Chinese “qipao” dress and is considered to be traditional wedding attire. You can only imagine how weird it would be to see Chinese people stomping around…
How to take killer nudes that will basically make you look like a lingerie model
All about that lighting
by Allison Sadlier
Taking nudes is such a hassle. There's so much work that goes into just one pic that you'd even deem worthy of sending. You're trying to be all nonchalantly sexy and it's so hard. Here's how to take nudes that you'll end up wishing were on a billboard cause they're just that fucking hot. What…