There’s a new proposed law to make glitter illegal, but I’m not going down without a fight
Absolutely fucking not!
by Katie Way
Some very un-lit scientists, apparently determined to turn the world into a shimmer-free hellscape, have deemed glitter a "global hazard," even going as far as recommending that "all glitter be banned" — and I'm furious.
It's particularly easy for glitter to enter the ocean due to its small size and presence in washable cosmetics. Fish and other marine animals can even mistake glitter for food, which can result in glitter ending up in the seafood that we end up eating. And that's… bad, definitely.
But that being said, if there's no glitter then how the fuck am I going to let my friends know that I'm particularly down to get wasted on a Saturday night? Glitter is an essential element of any party-friendly look, and an excellent visual reminder that I am a beacon of light to those around me.
The end of glitter means that the only makeup finish we're going to be left with is matte. Matte. Excuse me, am I at a fucking job interview?
The world is already on fire. If it's not environmental collapse, it'll be nuclear war or some kind of antibiotic resistant super plague.
The apocalypse is coming, people, and I'd rather die gleaming than live muted.
Titty tees are so on-trend right now — here’s where to find the cutest ones
Get the Instagram influencer look
by Una Dabiero
Tap on over to your Instagram explore feed, and sandwiched between lipstick smashes and models lounging on yachts is the newest trend: titty tees. These cute, primary color tees with little boobies drawn on them are both a) badass and b) stylish as fuck. They're the perfect way to flaunt your femininity while reminding everyone…
QUIZ: Plan your ideal 2018, and we’ll tell you what your makeup aesthetic is
I’m a Glossier Girl, baby!
by Katie Way
Makeup is an excellent outlet for self-expression, and the only thing between me and get asked 10000 times a day why I'm so "tired." But what exactly can makeup reveal other than the desire to not look like an absolute dumpster fire? And what do your goals and preferences say about the way you do…
Sorry, but Kendall Jenner can’t model for shit
Maybe she’s just bad at listening to directions…
by Katie Way
Kendall Jenner is amazing at posing for the kinds of pictures that earn more than a million likes on Instagram. Because of her, I am seriously thinking about buying a pair of those tiny sunglasses even though that shit is gonna look dumb as hell on me. But frankly, it's come to my attention that…